Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Server Type | 2-month-old SMP, whitelisted |
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| Server Version | 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired) |
| Addons | Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames |
| Player Base | Dedicated player base + Fun events |
| Economy | Diamond economy |
| Rules | Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc… |
Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.
A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.
A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.
A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 542 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2443 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.
Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 469 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1135 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 856 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3127 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
