Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 84 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?
So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!
Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.
So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!
But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”
We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!
join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?
Join now!!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 112 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!
Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7645 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
