Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 66 Secret Passages Found: 7
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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