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Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Farms Harvested: 146 Alien Abductions: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Void Armor Forged: 17
Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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