Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Towns Built: 10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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