OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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