SimPvP: Where Creepers are the Real MVP since 2011!

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Server Address	simpvp.net
Rules	No hacking, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which confers a significant gameplay advantage. Also, no doxxing.
Description	SimPvP is designed as a vanilla player versus player survival server, where people have complete freedom to do and say anything they want, as long as it is not spamming, cheating, or doxxing. The server is set to hard mode and players rely solely on their own skill at the game.

If you’re curious about SimPvP, feel free to check out our server wiki, which contains information about the server’s long history and many bases. Or just log in and play!

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

No hacking mods are allowed, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which gives a significant gameplay advantage.

2. Are there any in-game rewards or kits?

No, players do not receive any extra help in the form of kits, vote rewards, or commands such as /home. Success depends solely on the player’s skill.

3. What is the core playerbase like?

The core playerbase is mostly adults who are skilled at PvP but prefer to focus on building. The server encourages both PvP and creative endeavors.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	446790
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

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Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafting High on Life: Where Drugs Lost the Battle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”

Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.

But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	95	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Genshin Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a chance to redeem special program codes that will unlock secret treasures and rare items in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest version update, “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades,” will take you on a wild adventure like never before. Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banner featuring Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara? These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they come with special abilities and powers that will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion in no time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	844904
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TrannyCraft: Where Bad Voices Make Good Times

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mythical unicorn army that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty LOLz: The ‘Did they?’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JellyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle our jelly

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Are you ready to enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha? Then buckle up, buttercup, because this Minecraft server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3862	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	60

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hot Blocks Club

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

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Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3389
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Weebs R Us

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Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.