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QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	5523	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
Farms Harvested:	883	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Votes:	9838

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6414
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Votes:	7432	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3444	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchantments Applied:	121	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	64
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	117	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8