Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8216 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3702
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4630 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Crops Grown: 3740 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Dimension Hops: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Emeralds Found: 6633
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

    AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption
    join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Monarch Migration Madness

    Monarch Migration Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

    our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

    if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

    so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Tempest Realm

    Tempest Realm

    —–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

    Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

    We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

    Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Potions Brewed: 108 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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