ShowerBrosAndGirlfriend

aita, best man, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Couch, emergency, Friend, friendship, genuine, Girlfriend, Heat, heat exhaustion, heat stroke, hot weather, Kindness, politeness, rules, shower, ShowerBrosAndGirlfriend, Wedding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Picture this: You’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild friend appears at your doorstep. But wait, your girlfriend has forbidden him from entering your realm! What do you do? Do you risk it all and let him in for a quick shower? The drama, the suspense, the heat exhaustion – it’s all here on our server!

But that’s not all – we have unexpected plot twists, like getting shot and dying (but still being allowed inside for emergencies, of course). And let’s not forget the ultimate test of friendship: being the best man at your friend’s wedding, only to have your girlfriend despise him. Can you navigate these treacherous waters while still building the coolest Minecraft creations?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of friendship, betrayal, and shower time shenanigans. Who knows what insane stories await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	132
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	1370	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Potions Brewed:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ores Mined:	4877
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyLifeChange

best decision, CraftyLifeChange, embracing change, embracing spontaneity, embracing uncertainty, following intuition, life changing, living authentically, living in the moment, making bold choices, new beginnings, personal growth, seizing opportunities, seizing the day, Self Discovery, spontaneous decision, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, trusting the process, unexpected outcomes

Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1734	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8440	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

bedrock, border, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, cry, diamonds, disappear, Discord, gallery, java, Map, MinedHype, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Public, rules, Server, Shops, Sleep, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Whitelist

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mines Excavated:	1307	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	723
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.