ShowerBrosAndGirlfriend

aita, best man, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Couch, emergency, Friend, friendship, genuine, Girlfriend, Heat, heat exhaustion, heat stroke, hot weather, Kindness, politeness, rules, shower, ShowerBrosAndGirlfriend, Wedding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Picture this: You’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild friend appears at your doorstep. But wait, your girlfriend has forbidden him from entering your realm! What do you do? Do you risk it all and let him in for a quick shower? The drama, the suspense, the heat exhaustion – it’s all here on our server!

But that’s not all – we have unexpected plot twists, like getting shot and dying (but still being allowed inside for emergencies, of course). And let’s not forget the ultimate test of friendship: being the best man at your friend’s wedding, only to have your girlfriend despise him. Can you navigate these treacherous waters while still building the coolest Minecraft creations?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of friendship, betrayal, and shower time shenanigans. Who knows what insane stories await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Animals Bred:	95

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	8743

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9742
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ores Mined:	9366	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5274

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
New Chunks Explored:	391559	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mines Excavated:	2274	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1130	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1780	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1582	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Potions Brewed:	163

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyLifeChange

best decision, CraftyLifeChange, embracing change, embracing spontaneity, embracing uncertainty, following intuition, life changing, living authentically, living in the moment, making bold choices, new beginnings, personal growth, seizing opportunities, seizing the day, Self Discovery, spontaneous decision, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, trusting the process, unexpected outcomes

Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

bedrock, border, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, cry, diamonds, disappear, Discord, gallery, java, Map, MinedHype, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Public, rules, Server, Shops, Sleep, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Whitelist

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	570	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.