ShortyCraft: Where we measure leadership by height!

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8906	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mines Excavated:	1608	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty McCraftface: Where democracy is just as chaotic as building a house in Minecraft!

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Tired of being governed by a bunch of blockheads in Minecraft? Join our server where we practice direct democracy! No more waiting for someone else to make decisions for you, now you can vote on everything from building projects to server rules. Who needs a mayor when you can be the master of your own fate? Join now and let your voice be heard – unless you’re a creeper, then we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9144	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Anime Birth Year Server: Build, Mine, and Debate the Best Anime of Your Birth Year!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that aired the year you were born! Imagine battling creepers with your favorite anime characters by your side, using their epic powers to conquer the pixelated world. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and discover the best anime that aired the year you were born, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	210	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

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Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

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Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	531188	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

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Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14