Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WolfPeak

Adventure, Builder, Challenges, Coins, Community, custom modes, diamonds, Economy, Events, Exploration, fighter, imagination, Journey, Mini Games, Minigames, Monuments, Npc Shops, Parkour, PvP, PvP battles, Quests, Rewards, Structures, Survival

Join the adventure and create your own world!

Welcome to PeakWolf, a brand new Minecraft server full of infinite possibilities! Build, explore, and face epic challenges in a welcoming and growing community. Whether you’re a builder, a fighter, or an explorer, our server has everything you need!

Create and Build: Let your imagination run wild with spectacular structures and incredible monuments. Survive and Fight: Defend yourself from enemies and show your skills in thrilling PvP battles. NPC Shops: Buy essential items and powerful gear from NPCs to help you on your journey! Vote for Rewards: Vote for the server and earn diamonds, coins, and much more! Active Community: Join weekly events, quests, and unique minigames! Custom Modes: Discover personalized worlds, exclusive challenges, and surprises around every corner.

What are you waiting for? Join now and start your adventure on PeakWolf!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ARWEN SMP

Adventure, ARWEN SMP, bedrock, Coins, Community, Cross-Play, crossplay, Dungeons, Economy, Events, free to play, Fun, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, new features, Pool, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, smooth gameplay, Survival

Arwen smp is a crossplay server 1.21.1 [Java and Bedrock] designed and built for the community!

Discover a world of endless possibilities on a server designed for Minecraft players seeking fun, adventure, and a friendly community.

In Arwen you’ll enjoy an exciting multiplayer experience with smooth gameplay and a lot of new features!

Our server is free to play and you can obtain coins by simply playing. (Quests/Dungeons/Pool/Events/Etc.)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server

Anime, christian society, cultural beliefs, economic themes, European setting, FANTASY, japanism, Jesus, light novel, medieval setting, Minecraft, portrayal, religious symbolism, romance, Server, shepherds, Show, Spice, spice and wolf, stigma, stigma against shepherds, traveling merchant, Wolf, wolf deity

Are you tired of the shepherd stigma following you around like a lost sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, shepherds are the ultimate VIPs! We believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing our woolly friends with open arms (and shears).

Join our server and experience a world where shepherds are worshipped like royalty, where sheep roam free and rule the land. Build your own wool empire, breed the fluffiest sheep, and become the ultimate shepherd champion.

Forget about the old-fashioned views on shepherds, on our server, you’ll be treated like a shepherd god(dess). So come on, join us and let’s shepherd our way to victory!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

Apparition, burning eyes, Damned, damned soul, fear, Haunting, haunting presence, Horror, insectoid demons, legion of demons, melting flesh, Minecraft, Muhammed, night, Nightmares, orcish tongue, rave, red eyes, Scared, screaming, smp, Soul, Supernatural, Tormenting, torments

Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	238
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineCraftMishaps

Adversity, challenge, coping mechanism, Experience, Failure, growth, hard way, hindsight, lesson learned, life experience, life lesson, MineCraftMishaps, mistake, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, setback, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	582

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MissileCraft Airlines

AIR FRANCE, Airlines, airspace, Aviation, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, Flight, headline, Incident, incident response, International, Military, MissileCraft, Missiles, News, Planes, Safety, SECURITY, Transportation, travel

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mines Excavated:	2248
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Smile Quest Minecraft Server

cherished smile, fond memory, happy memories, heartwarming smile, I’ll never forget his smile, lasting impression, Minecraft, precious memory, Quest, Server, Smile, special moment, unforgettable moment, unforgettable smile

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

appreciation, best friends, Bond, Caring, close friends, Companionship, Connection, friendship, Gratitude, Heartfelt moments, Heartwarming, heartwarming friendship, Kindness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, relationship, smp, soulmates, Support, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

2 year old, Boundaries, child, Communication, consideration, Conversation, CraftyClassroom, DAUGHTER, daycare, discomfort, education, Minecraft, name.., Nickname, Parent, Preference, preschool, relationship, Respect, Server, Teacher, Understanding, WIBTA

Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Farms Harvested:	743
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockBaeNoGo

addiction, BlockBaeNoGo, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, drug abuse, emergency dentist, Empathy, pain management, pain tolerance, past trauma, personal boundaries, prescription medication, relationships, Respect, root canal, self-care, Support, toothache, Trust, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gods Slained:	2