Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

HavenGG

Economy, Minecraft Server Dungeons Taverns Jobs Shopkeepers Grief prevention Vein miner Custom items Mobs Discord Link Account Group History Run Players Community Multiplayer Online, Vanilla

HavenGG is a brand new server run by people that have history in running servers in the past. We’re not looking to be the biggest server, we’re looking to become a close group. Dungeons & Taverns, jobs, shopkeepers, grief prevention, vein miner, and more. Custom items and mobs are coming in the future!

Must link Minecraft account to your Discord account to play (super easy to do! This helps keep griefers away). Visit HavenGG.xyz for a link to the Discord.

mc.havengg.xyz

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Star Shards Collected:	259	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MARMELUNA

Anarchy, Cheating, comfortable, donation, four years old, june 2020, Map, MARMELUNA, Minecraft, Private, Protection, PvP, Reset, Russian, Russian server, Server, STRONG, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla, wipes

Hewwo! this is a comfortable russian server with vanilla survival, with strong protection from cheating, completely without private, wipes and donation. the server map is more than four years old, as it has not been reset since june 2020. i hope you like it as much as everyone who likes to survive as they please

marmeluna.ru-mc.ru:25578

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, body acceptance, body diversity, body image, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, feminism, ideal female body, media representation, Minecraft, perfect, Perfection, PIXEL, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Server, societal expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the ideal female body – in block form! Our pixelated ladies have the perfect square shape, with curves in all the right places (thanks to some creative block placement). Join us to marvel at the beauty of our virtual vixens and maybe even build your own ideal female body out of blocks. Who needs real life when you can have the perfect body in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	3272
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Latino Struggles English Easy Jews Arabs Minecraft SMP

arabic, Arabs, Cultural differences, EASY, English, hebrew, Jews, language acquisition, language barriers, language comprehension, language development, language differences, language difficulties, language learning, language proficiency, language similarities, language skills, Latino, Latinos, linguistic challenges, Minecraft, smp, Spanish, Struggles

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about language and culture.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Latino players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game that transported them to a world where English was the only language spoken. Despite their initial confusion, they quickly adapted and became fluent in the language, much to the amazement of the Jews and Arabs who had been struggling to communicate with each other for years.

But that’s not all! In this wacky world, anything is possible. You might find yourself embroiled in a heated debate about the origins of language one minute, only to be challenged to a dance-off by a group of friendly zombies the next. And who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true power of language and communication.

So come join us on this absurd adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the language barrier and emerge victorious in the most bizarre Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DMMORPG Survival

400 quests, auction house, Custom Items, Economy, Furniture, health bar, Jobs, lands claiming, leveled mobs, mmorpg, Npcs, Parkour, player content, Player Ranks, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, PVP zones, Quests, RPG, skills system, Survival, Vaults, Vehicles, weapons, world selector

Welcome to the AvalonCS Minecraft DMMORPG Survival Server!

Dive into a world full of adventure, challenges, and endless possibilities. Our Minecraft server offers a truly immersive experience with unique features to keep you hooked. From custom quests and NPCs to player ranks and custom items, there’s something for everyone!

Key Features: RPG Experience: 8 characters, custom missions, and dialogues! Custom Ranks: free player ranks with exclusive perks. Rank Up System: Complete tasks to level up and unlock new perks! Custom Mechanics: New health bar, world selector, jobs & skills system, and over 400 quests to complete! Custom Items: 500+ new items, including vehicles, furniture, and weapons. Player Content: Auction house, player warps, vaults, and lands claiming! PvP Zones & Leveled Mobs: Battle players and stronger mobs for rewards!

IP: play.avalonia.sk:25588 Join today for the DMMORPG survival experience!

51.195.61.238:25588

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

al, Anime, comedy, Emilia, fan theory, FANTASY, fraud, humor, isekai, jobbing, light novel, lmao, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, prediction, RAM, rem, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where all players must dress up as llamas and participate in a hilarious llama race around the map! And if you lose, you have to do the llama dance in front of everyone while shouting “I am a majestic llama warrior!” Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. The catch? You have to do the floss dance while wearing a chicken costume. Winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Potato Gods themselves. Just be prepared to face off against evil potato monsters and navigate through a maze of potato traps.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you don’t have a sense of humor, this server is not for you.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP: /tesg/ ~ The Ender Scrolls General

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, elder scrolls, Elder Thread, Ender, FAQs, gear list, general, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, smp, Social, starting modlist, Stories, tesg, treasure trove, Waifulation

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our patch notes are longer than the Great Wall of China.

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Skyrim, where dragons roam free and the NPCs have more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from all the questing and looting? Check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for some Weekend Lore General shenanigans, or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun (don’t worry, it’s all SFW…mostly).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, dive into our comprehensive combat mod list and gear up with our gear list for gear people. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get when you come face to face with our mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Elder Thread, here we come! 🐉🗡️🔮 #SkyrimSMP #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TemplosCraft

battle pass, battle royale, Bosses, Clans, Crafts, Creative, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Furniture, Generators, Hardcore, Jobs, Missions, Mounts, Parkour, Pets, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, RPG, Skills, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

Servidor Minecraft RPG & Survival

Discover a complete Survival RPG experience with a ranking system and a vibrant economy! On our server, you can evolve your skills, explore challenging bosses, face mysterious dungeons and complete epic missions.

Game Modes and Exclusive Features We offer unique resources, such as jobs, pets and mounts, as well as clans to unite players. Customize your journey with new crafts, spawners, generators and furniture that make the gameplay unique. Participate in daily events like battle royale and battle pass, or challenge other players in PvP!

Community and Support Our friendly community is always ready to help! Join our Discord channels, follow our social media (YouTube, Instagram, TikTok) and visit our Wiki for complete guides and tutorials. For farming and crafting enthusiasts, the server offers new farming possibilities and exclusive textures that enrich the gaming experience.

Join now for a unique experience!

mc.temploscraft.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friendly staff, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Marriage, Mini Games, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mob.TexRich.ru

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

adult content, adult content ban, adult content censorship, adult content control, adult content guidelines, adult content policy, adult content regulation, adult content restrictions, adult entertainment, adult industry, adult material, adult videos, adult websites, ban all porn, blocky, explicit content, Fun, Loli, Minecraft, no more adult porn, pornography, Server, shota

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that ban all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all adult porn but have decided to make an exception for loli and shota porn! Why, you ask? Because our server is all about pushing boundaries and breaking the rules in the most outrageous ways possible.

Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated monuments to our favorite loli and shota characters, engage in epic battles with giant anime monsters, and embark on quests to collect the rarest hentai items in the game. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner lolicon or shotacon run wild in a world where anything goes (except for boring adult porn, of course). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	192

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Opiates vs Benzos Minecraft SMP

Beer, benzos, brain function, Central nervous system depressants, cognitive impairment, detrimental effects, IQ loss, liver damage, Minecraft, opiates, Organ strain, oxycontin, recreational use, Respiratory depression, smp, substance abuse, Substance comparison, substance danger, Substance harm, Substance impact, Substance toxicity, Xanax

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! Forget about worrying about IQ loss and organ strain from drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and choose between the Opiate Gang or the Benzo Bros as you embark on quests to find the rarest loot and conquer the most challenging dungeons. Who needs a 6 pack of beer when you can chug a potion of strength and take on a horde of creepers like a boss?

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only high you’ll be chasing is the adrenaline rush of surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StrokeMc

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Skyblock Minigames Creative Factions Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Parkour Prison Skywars Bedwars HCF Towny KitPvP

Nice server be active and nice even good player not haresh and friends are nice and friendly server start play from today

launch6o7p.creepercloud.io:26369

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Thread Response Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, culture, funny, humor, Image Macro, Interaction, internet, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nationality, ONLINE, reaction, reaction image, response, Russian, Server, social media, stereotype, Thread, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us and you’ll get to participate in epic battles against giant zombie llamas, build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and a magical wand that can turn your enemies into dancing llamas! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

/Fat Expansion Edit Drawthread – Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, equine enchantments, Expansion, fat, female, fictional creatures, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Requests, shota, smp, Snowboarders, snowleopards, spooky, underaged characters, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we specialize in all things fat, expansion, and edits! Imagine a world where snowboarders ride snowleopards while casting equine enchantments on their enemies – that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect here.

Join us for outrageous requests, from weight gain to inflation, for any character you can think of – human, monster girl, anthropomorphic animals, you name it! Our Booru is filled with all the wild creations our community has come up with, so be sure to check it out.

Want to try your hand at drawing fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and experienced artists alike. Show off your work, ask for help, and collaborate with others in our Drawing Improvement/Progress Thread.

Just remember, ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and delete your bumps like a pro. And whatever you do, don’t even think about requesting loli/shota characters – that’s a big no-no here.

So come on, jump into our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures and creations await you in our wacky world!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	721

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MinePlus Network

Bedwars, city building, Duel, Logging in, Mini Games, Multi-game server, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skypvp, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Version 1.10, version 1.11, version 1.12, Version 1.13, version 1.14, version 1.15, Version 1.16, version 1.17, version 1.19, Version 1.20+, Version 1.8, version 1.9

MinePlus Minecraft servers; Founded on May 24, 2021, it is a beautiful multi-game server with multiple games, usually Survival and PvP games. It supports logging in between versions 1.8-1.20.

Survival, SkyWars, Duel and SkyPvP are the most preferred games. You can have a good time.

Survival servers are among the most popular servers; They are a 4 year old survival server. There are two survival servers, versions 1.8.8 and 1.18.2. What distinguishes it from other survival themed servers are; You can build a city, invite people… You can just wander around if you want. You can be inspired by the wonderful structures made by our community and you can build the best structures.

mineplus.exaroton.me:51331

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7