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SchnitzelCraft Minecraft Server

Asylum, contentious, debate, european union, German, germany, Government, immigration law, integration, lawmakers, legislation, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, REJECT, SchnitzelCraft, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, man. u wanna join dis server cuz we got german lawmakers who reject immigration laws and stuff. it’s like a whole drama show, but in minecraft. u can build ur own drama too, like maybe u wanna build a wall to keep out all the creepers or something. join dis server for the crazy stories and the drama, man. it’s gonna be lit.

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

alienate, Ban, blocks, Central Asia, controversy, Critics, cultural norms, gender equality, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, minority rights, Muslim women, Niqab, religious expression, religious freedom, secularism, social integration, traditional dress, Women

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Star Shards Collected:	80	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

Free World Ruler Pro

absolute ruler, AUTHORITY, control, Democracy, free, free world, global power, Government, influence, leadership, Politics, power, president, PRO, Ruler, Ruling, ruling authority, ruling class, ruling elite, ruling party, ruling system, world, world domination, world leader

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Crops Grown:	2696

u think u can’t be da boss of da whole world? well think again, cuz on dis server u can be da absolute ruler of da free world! u can build ur own empire, make ur own rules, and crush anyone who tries to stand in ur way.

join dis server if u want to unleash ur inner dictator and show everyone who’s boss. u can build giant statues of urself, create ur own currency, and even have ur own army of loyal minions.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start ur journey to world domination! just remember, absolute power can be a bit lonely, but hey, at least u’ll have all da diamonds u could ever want.

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	173	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Votes:	4836
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Votes:	9090	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mines Excavated:	3585	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	606971
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3892
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	536
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	451
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Items Found:	6123
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

Server server minecraft

banner, come to us, description, Lazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	68	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Come to us !!!

NameCraftMc.aternos.me:56350

ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, close-knit, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Regular Backups, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming to all players
Server Age	5 months old and still evolving
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups
Staff Team	Friendly and experienced staff available
Events	Exciting server events and competitions
Plugins	Select few plugins for enhanced gameplay
Proximity Chat	Support for Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay

FAQ

Q: How can I join ArdynFall SMP?

A: Join our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, all players need to be approved before joining.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join as well.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules posted in our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: How often are server events held?

A: Server events are planned regularly, with new events each month.

Q: Can I suggest new ideas for server events or features?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members.

Q: Is there a separate creative server available for players?

A: Yes, there is a creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects.

Players:	102/800	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6