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GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Farms Harvested:	868
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	999	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	4517	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1643
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2276
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Coyote City Survival

Adaptability, animal adaptation, city, COYOTE, coyote behavior, coyote behavior studies, human population density, human-wildlife interactions, natural habitats, open spaces, Survival, survival rate, urban biodiversity, urban coyotes, urban ecology, urban environments, urban wildlife, urbanization impacts, urbanized areas, wildlife conservation, Wildlife research, wildlife survival strategies

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	27004
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	684

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the wildest adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a pack of urban coyotes. But don’t worry, these coyotes are friendly and will guide you through the cityscape of our server. They’ll show you all the best loot and secret hideouts that only the most daring players can discover.

And get this – the more time you spend in the urban areas, the higher your survival rate! It’s like these coyotes have some kind of mystical power that keeps you safe from harm. But watch out, cuz if you stray too far into the natural habitats, you might not make it out alive.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where urban coyotes are your best friends and survival is the name of the game. Who knew that adapting to city life could be so much fun? Let’s do this!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5