Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about slam pigs and debt? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from real life drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few slam pigs (but don’t worry, they won’t put you into debt)! Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that $30k debt)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 118
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 206 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 250
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 426 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Farms Harvested: 570
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mines Excavated: 3598
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 126
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5478
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 274 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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