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Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

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Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crops Grown:	9016
Players Killed by Monsters:	9114	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2343
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6501	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	7760
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Buildings Constructed:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

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Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Endermen’s Fashion Show

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Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	5828
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19