Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?
But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?
if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.
come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!
Join us if you dare, because on our server, there’s too much beans on toast! That’s right, every corner you turn, every block you break, you’ll be greeted with the delicious aroma of baked beans and buttery toast. It’s a culinary delight for your virtual taste buds!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading joy (and beans) wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their bean-filled antics? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beans on toast reign supreme and anything is possible. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Chickenzilla. This massive chicken roams the land, terrorizing players and laying explosive eggs everywhere. Can you defeat Chickenzilla and claim the ultimate prize? Join us to find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep? This spectral woolly creature will haunt your dreams and make sure you never look at sheep the same way again.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for the poison food, Chickenzilla, and the ghostly sheep!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!
When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.
But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!
So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.
So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!
About Blockstackers We are a community-based semi-vanilla server based in Asia. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience to people all around the world, creating communities and friendships through fun!
Mission Statement Our mission statement to you… Blockstackers is, and always, will be a community first and a game server second. We are dedicated to fostering an environment with a member-centric approach where all players have equal potential for in game success and community recognition.
Why play here? Blockstackers was originally founded on the principle that all players should rise or decline based on the actions of the person behind the player. We feel that success should be determined by a players actions and talents and not the whim of an administrative team. We have great plugins. We have great staff. We have great players. But most importantly we have a vigilant regard for your potential.
play.blockstackers.xyz
This is not just another political server, we have been working for a long time, we learn from our mistakes and we want to create an interesting server for ourselves and for you. So we have our own tricks:
RolePlay – no assholes and wars over pizza, only realism!
Its own system of cities – no Towny, only simplicity and convenience
Epoch system – after each wipe the mod assembly changes to a new one
World events – global price drop? drought? We will diversify your game!
Mods – how many political servers with mods do you know?
City auction – world auctions tied to the city and with taxes? – Ready
We are an experienced server team who once again wanted to open an MC server. We offer you: Skypvp, Freebuild, Survival & Citybuild. Self-programmed games such as Flypvp and much more will follow in the future. See you on the server 😉
Bytehunters.de
HighCrazy Play on our Minecraft 1.8 – 1.17 server, have fun with your friends farming money, tokens, prestige non-stop until you reach one of the tops. We offer you: (SurvivalOP) – OP Mines – OP Crates – OP Ranks – Trades – Shops – OP Enchantments If you become the best of the top at the end of the season, you will receive prizes. What are you waiting for to join? Get in now! TikTok: @daniexeff Discord: https://discord.gg/dCvxcSyFyR
highcrazy.pocketmc.net:32175
Welcome to Easy SMP! We can do anything on our SMP, we also take suggestions on what we should do next! What are you waiting for? It’s time to get rekt.
We hope to make sure you get the most out of your survival, becoming a capitalist, etc in our SMP.
We also have voting rewards, Anti Xray, PVP all around the world unless it’s a Town where PVP is disabled, Anti Grief to stop scrubs from griefing your house, a active community willing to tear each other apart, and 100+ cheaters have been BANNED from our SMP because they’re bad at cheating.
play.2v1.me
New griefer server! vk.com/blackworld00
mc.blackworld.fun
We are a new server that has many ambitions for the future but for now we need you to come and enjoy our services, we are waiting for you
51.81.26.245:25612
🖥 – Powerful servers.🌍 – Best location and ping.🇺🇦 – Purely Ukrainian-speaking and adequate players.💸 – We send 30% of all donations to the Armed Forces.🪙 – Real earnings without investments.🎊 – Weekly events.🧑🏭 – Adequate, mature administration.
195.201.70.94
IP FOR Java (COMPUTER): Noteshield.hypixel.ws IP FOR Bedrock (PHONE): d28.joinserver.ru:25708 EVEN WORKS WITHOUT A LICENSE!
65.108.21.199:25708
Chillcraft is a survival server with additions that make survival difficult, we have protections and forge a formidable economy for all players. You can enter with Bedrock!
play.chillcraft-mc.net