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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8539 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!