Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Melee perks are as easy as picking your mandatory Diamond Sword Perk and ultimate perk, because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly?
And don’t even get me started on our Destruction perks – just pick your Fireball perk and Explosion utility perk and Ultimate perk and start Dualcasting like a maniac. Who needs balance when you can just blow everything up?
Oh, and did we mention that Conjuration is unusable until level 100? Because who needs summoning spells when you can just rely on your trusty sword and fireball combo?
And let’s be real, Skyrim is absolute dogshit compared to our server. Dark Souls, which came out 2 months earlier, has a more thoughtful, involved, and skill-based magic and melee system. I mean, how did Skyrim ever sell 1 copy, let alone 70 million copies?
So come join our server for some chaotic, unbalanced, and downright ridiculous gameplay. Who needs logic and balance when you can just have a good time?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the battles are as intense as the ones in Ukraine! Join now for a chance to vote on aid bills for your fellow players, just like the US House of Reps!
Experience the thrill of shooting down Tu-22m3 bombers at a distance of 300km from Ukraine – just like the GUR! Destroy 15 out of 22 missiles and 14 out of 14 shaheds of the chimpout in Stavropol Krai, and maybe even take down a Tu-22m3 STRATEGIC BOMBER (first such case)!
But that’s not all – witness a major missile chimpout hitting a civilian building in the center of Dnipro, where 35 are injured and 7 killed (including 2 kids) so far!
Join now and get the chance to supply Ukraine with 6 more Patriot systems just like NATO partners! And who knows, maybe Argentina will apply to join our server as a “global partner”!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for another IRIS-T air defense battery arriving in Ukraine in the next weeks, recognized Russian oil refineries as a legitimate target, and a major missile strike on Dzhankoi air base in occupied Crimea!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr himself! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with unicorns riding pigs, diamonds falling from the sky, and cows doing the moonwalk?
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who throws the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with these woolly party animals!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further, because thisserver is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!
Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of obsidian! Build a house out of enchanted emerald blocks and watch as villagers line up to trade with you for ridiculously OP items.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on this server is actually a secret agent working for the illuminati. Defeat it and unlock a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and even a pet enderman named Steve.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jordan Peterson is the ultimate boss battle that you must defeat to claim the title of Minecraft Master! But beware, he is not your average enemy – he’s a terrifying force to be reckoned with.
Join our server if you dare to challenge Jordan Peterson and his army of lobsters. Rumor has it that he can debate you into submission with his intellectual prowess, leaving you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft world.
But fear not, for those who are brave enough to face him will be rewarded with endless diamonds, enchanted armor, and the respect of all the villagers. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for the battle of a lifetime on our server – if you’re not too scared, that is.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being poor and having children is actually a good thing! 🤑👶
Join our server and watch your virtual bank account explode as you mine for diamonds and build extravagant mansions for your little Minecraft munchkins. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a virtual family that never complains about doing chores?
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Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.
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