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SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	4106
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Votes:	4504	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	786440	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Votes:	3639
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	6955
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3731	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Emeralds Found:	934
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dragon Eggs Found:	8035
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1097	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

dandev.online

Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Star Shards Collected:	261	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!