Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.
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>be me
>25 years old
>decide to join this epic Minecraft server
>first time playing solo
>start building my dream castle
>he offers me a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom
>I accept the challenge and set off on an adventure
>fight off creepers, zombies, and even a dragon
>finally find the sword in a hidden dungeon
>but wait, there’s a catch
>the sword is cursed and gives me super strength but also turns me into a chicken every full moon
>decide to keep the sword anyway because who doesn’t want to be a chicken warrior
>become known as the legendary Chicken Knight of the server
>everyone fears my clucking power
>join this Minecraft server for the most insane quests and adventures
>who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell after playing here!
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