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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2933 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!