Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.
Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).
Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!
So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).
Are you tired of pretending to be a tough cookie while watching tear-jerker movies with your friends? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we have a designated “Cry Corner” where you can let it all out without judgment! Join us and release those pent-up emotions while building your dream world with fellow emotional wreck players. Who knew virtual blocks could be so therapeutic? Let the tears flow and the creativity soar on our one-of-a-kind server!
Are you tired of the mundane life of adulthood? Do you feel like something is missing but can’t quite put your finger on it? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the responsibilities of real life by building your dream world block by block.
On our server, not having children is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Who needs the stress of parenthood when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Plus, our community of fellow childless adults will make you feel right at home.
Forget about politics and societal expectations, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you may just find the happiness you’ve been searching for in the virtual world of Minecraft.
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream world without any judgment from your in-laws!
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise, away from snide comments and old-fashioned opinions. Build a castle, explore hidden caves, and make friends who won’t judge you for not being a stay-at-home mom.
Join now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs confrontations when you have a whole new world to explore? Plus, you can always count on our server to provide a safe space for you to express yourself without any guilt trips.
So what are you waiting for? Escape the drama and join our Minecraft server today! Let’s build a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your in-laws think.
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave something truly unique and out of the ordinary? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off attacks from mischievous unicorns. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a secret underground society of zombie pigmen is plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into their mindless minions. Will you rise to the challenge and save the day, or will you become just another victim of their hilarious antics?
So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience a world of madness and mayhem? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Are you tired of constantly buying bottles of vodka in Minecraft instead of finding diamonds? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a wild journey where every block you mine has a chance of turning into a bottle of vodka. But be careful, because the mobs are also drunk and ready to party! So come join us for a chaotic and hilarious adventure filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you have vodka, am I right?
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is THE place to be!
Join us and discover the legendary phenomenon of Slavs being gay! Yes, you heard it right. Our server is home to the most fabulous Slavs in all of Minecraft. What causes this epidemic, you ask? Well, some say it’s the magical powers of our server that turn even the most macho Slavs into fabulous divas.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride unicorns, slay dragons, and party with mermaids. Our server is like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might just catch the gay Slav fever too!
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Asian girls will flock to you the moment you say you’re not into them! It’s like a reverse psychology love potion, but in blocky pixel form. Watch as they build you beautiful structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and gold ingots, all while serenading you with enchanting melodies played on note blocks.
But beware, if you dare to show any interest in them, they will unleash their secret weapon – an army of creeper minions who will blow up everything you hold dear. So tread carefully, and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their diamond sword. Join our server now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and explosive surprises!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!
A hybrid-objective game mode that combines the concept of a prison server with the fun of survival-islands. Gather materials and trade with local villagers for money. Hunt, fish, and fight to stay alive. Search for buried treasure in sunken pirate ships. Complete villager quests for unique, rare, and valuable rewards. Save up enough money to purchase your own island paradise!
SkyClash is a new skyblock server aimed at providing simple and fun gameplay for all players. We focus on consistent updates while making sure they are easy to use and enjoy.
Zoura Server grand opening. Zoura is an old server that has had several versions such as network or other independent modalities and now it is back to provide endless new experiences
What is the server about?
Survival, Friendly, Player Economy, Simple Fun Quests, Custom recipes
No griefing,hacking or stealing. Keep inventory is off
Loot Chests
On this server we have loot chests set up a little differently. Instead of going through a mineshaft and looting the chest and breaking it. You can leave it and let others loot it too. So if your adventurering with your friend and you find a desert temple you can both loot the chests.
Just make sure that one of you loot it at a time. Otherwise you will wipe each others loot.
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Welcome to Blocked In SMP, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you’ll be breaking and building with! Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like no other, where we’ve crafted a server that combines the best of both survival and community.
Dive into our crate system and discover exclusive rewards that will elevate your gameplay. Claim your territory with our intuitive claiming system, ensuring that your hard work stays safe from any unwanted intruders. Need to travel quickly? Our warp system has you covered, making exploration and collaboration a breeze.
Embark on a shopping spree in our player-run shops, where you can trade and barter for the resources you need to bring your grandest visions to life. But that’s not all—Blocked In SMP is packed with many more features to keep you engaged and excited.
Join us and become a part of a thriving community where your creativity knows no bounds. The adventure awaits at Blocked In SMP—where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of the narrative.
Miner’s Glory is a server that strives to bring you a feature filled survival experience with many additional RPG aspects, whether you like to explore vast new worlds with custom generation, or you like to engage in PVP combat, we will always have something new and exciting for you to discover!