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BoomerCraft: Where Old Players Resurface and Rediscover the Blocky Fun!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	826233	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Farms Harvested:	328	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about Pukekohe, come join us for some virtual fun that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasures. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious NPCs for powerful weapons and armor. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our server!

Crafty Bitches: The Server Where We Solve Mysteries and Build Shit

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got players who build entire cities made out of nothing but cake, players who ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, and even players who have tamed their own pet Ender Dragon (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “What was her fucking problem?” incident. Legend has it that a player once got so fed up with another player’s shenanigans that they built a giant statue of them out of TNT and blew it up in spectacular fashion. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater that can still be seen to this day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness).

Crafty Chaos: Discord Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where Steve himself busts a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is our resident DJ, spinning sick beats all night long. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a square like those other lame servers. Let’s get this block party started!

BlueArchiveMC – Where even the anime is better than our server!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CombatCraft: No More Shit Fights!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have revolutionized combat to make it more epic than ever before! Say goodbye to boring battles and hello to a whole new level of excitement.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!

ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

bathroom, EMBARRASSING, Foreskin, gap, glitches, hygiene, mandatory piss, mishap, no toilet paper, pants, Poop, Prepare, real, Seat, Shit, Sitting, Stream, TOILET, ToiletCraft, underneath, wipe, worst experience

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	737663
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Precious Treats Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Animals Bred:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that treat you like just another player? Well, look no further because our server will treat you like you’re their precious baby boy! That’s right, you’ll be pampered and showered with love and attention like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the majestic Llama Llama Ding Dong. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find these mythical creatures and claim them as your own.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your new Minecraft friends and show off your best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find true love in the pixelated world.

Minecraft SMP – /codg/ – Creeper Overlords Destroying Gamers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	151	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the hips don’t lie and the memes never die!

Season 1 is here and it’s crazier than ever! We’ve got custom maps, modes, and even zombies to keep you on your toes. And if that’s not enough, our Trello boards are filled with so many secrets and surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Call of Duty Patch Notes and Blog Posts for all the latest updates and news. Want to up your game? We’ve got weapon builds, an online gunsmith, and even a Black Ops 6 Camo Tracker to help you stand out on the battlefield.

Feeling lost? Don’t worry, our /codg/ Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide has got you covered with all the tips and tricks you need to dominate. And if you’re looking for a tactical edge, our Warzone Tactical Maps and Warzone Meta are here to help you plan your next move.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most meme-tastic server around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Concord Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	170
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	5943

Oh, forget about Concord, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within our server that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient llama language. So what are you waiting for? Leave Concord in the dust and come join us for a wild and woolly adventure!

Study Minecraft SMP Time

career advancement, Career Growth, continuous learning, learning new technologies, Minecraft, professional development, self improvement, Skillsets, smp, staying competitive, staying current, study, study hours, technology changes, Time, time allocation, time commitment, time constraints, Time management, upskilling, work demands, work hours, work-life balance, workload

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2106	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the monotony of studying and working, and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is the perfect place to let loose, blow off steam, and maybe even learn a thing or two about teamwork and creativity.

Forget about keeping up with technology changes – on our server, the only technology you need to worry about is redstone contraptions and TNT cannons. And who needs to keep their skillsets sharp when you can just respawn and try again?

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your base, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Coven Official

Adventure, atmosphere, Community, Cooperative, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchantment, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, Friendly, gameplay, Immersive, LICENSED, Magic, Modpack, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Official server from the author of the Coven resource pack! A small modpack for a pleasant fantasy survival. Access is exclusively for licensed players and whitelisted! All for the sake of the most adequate and pleasant atmosphere.

Join our discord, verify yourself and write your nickname and a little information about yourself in the server section. Good luck!

coven.eternel.eu

The Married Miner Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question your sanity!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of building pixelated worlds while also navigating the complexities of relationships? Our server offers a unique twist where your in-game actions can impact your real-life connections.

Picture this: you stumble upon some old Minecraft screenshots from when you first started playing. Your Minecraft crush from back then is now your in-game spouse, and things start to get steamy. But be careful, one wrong move and your real-life partner might not be too happy about your virtual flirtations.

With drama, humor, and plenty of pixelated adventures, our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity. So why wait? Join now and see where the blocks may fall!

LockedInMinecraft SMP

caved, chastity cage, Exploration, first time with a guy, gay experience, LGBTQ, LockedInMinecraft, locktober, male chastity, new experiences, personal growth, prostate orgasm, prostate stimulation, questioning sexuality, ruined life, Self Discovery, sexual awakening, sexual experimentation, sexual journey, smp, taboo desires, top me

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamonds Are Overrated” cult, where members believe that iron is the superior ore. Join them in their quest to cover the entire server in iron blocks, much to the dismay of the diamond enthusiasts.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has a knack for turning players’ houses into giant toilets overnight. Don’t worry, though – it’s all in good fun (unless you’re the one who wakes up to a toilet house, of course).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where chastity cages, prostate orgasms, and giant chicken-pig hybrids coexist in perfect harmony? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

F3 – Vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	7453

The most common Vanilla+ server without donation, located on the territory of the Russian Federation in the city of Moscow, the developers themselves from the same place, but support communication with any international players.

If you have any questions about logging into the server, you can write in Discord.

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PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

beaten NNN, booru, censored, desuarchive, eternal virgins, Fail, fucking real women, general, hand-fucker, hgoon, Losers, material, Minecraft, no hopes, No Nut Never edition, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussyfree, Pussyfree General, question of the thread, Rentry, Resources, smp, Trash, weeby

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!