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| Server Name: | Perfectum SMP |
| Server Type: | Semi-vanilla |
| Server Age Requirement: | 15+ |
| Application Process: | Strict yet reasonable |
| Server Features: | Dedicated moderators, selected server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, friendly community, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration |
| Links: | Discord Server | Server Website |
Visit our Discord Server or Server Website for application details.
Our focus on a mature, skilled player base, unique datapacks, and community involvement set us apart.
Yes, players must be 15 years or older to apply.
We host both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant.
We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application.
No, the server maintains a semi-vanilla experience and does not allow mods or cheats that give unfair advantages.
No, we have a strict policy against griefing, trolling, and any other disruptive behavior.
Contact one of our dedicated moderators on Discord or through our website to report any misconduct.
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So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t be surprised if you wake up to find a giant pink sheep staring back at you!
Imagine a world where your house is cluttered with dirty dishes, your table is unusable because it’s covered in stuff, and your laundry hasn’t been done in 2 weeks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server!
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But wait, there’s more! You can also expect outrageous demands from your fellow players, like asking them to pay for your lost clothes because they didn’t check the closet. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a diamond sword, am I right?
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Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.
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