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Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	5754	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	111	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Farms Harvested:	172	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	3800

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crops Grown:	1486
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

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Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	2593	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, brand reputation, chuuba apparel, clothing durability, comfort, comfortable, customer satisfaction, Durability, fabric quality, fit, Good Quality, long-lasting, low-quality fabric, Minecraft, print durability, print longevity, PRINTS, reviews, shady brand, smp, Washing

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Votes:	8252
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

art assets, Artistic, character design, Concept Art, digital art, game art, game art direction, game art style, game assets, game assets creation, game development, game graphics, game illustrations, gaming industry, in-game art, Minecraft, miner, official art, official artwork, official illustrations, smp, video game art, Video Game Design, visual design

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6491	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!