Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as carefree as a bong-smoking European? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all your real-life stressors like retirement, college costs, and credit card debt. Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world.
Our server is like a virtual utopia where incels are non-existent and everyone just wants to have a good time. No need to worry about impressing anyone with your material possessions or social status – just come as you are and let loose!
Plus, with our easy travel system, you can meet up with your internet friends in-game whenever you want. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can party it up in Minecraft with people from all over the world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the carefree, fun-loving lifestyle of a bong-smoking European right from the comfort of your own home. Let the madness begin!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching a retired wrestler give blowjobs to rich old men? Look no further! Our server is filled with more action, adventure, and creativity than you can shake a stick at. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike those rich old men!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky fun and adventure!
Join us if you’re tired of being universally hated and want to be in a place where you’re actually wanted – unlike in Europe! Our server is the perfect place for all those who are incompatible with Europeans and want to build and create without any anti-Muslim or anti-immigration proposals getting in the way.
Why stay in Europe when you can join us and be embraced with open arms by fellow Minecrafters who don’t view you with contempt? Leave behind the masochistic tendencies of living in a place where no one wants you and come to our server where you can truly thrive.
So, leave behind your families, religion, and culture and join us in creating a new world where everyone is welcome – no caliphates here, just endless fun and laughter! Join us today and let’s build a brighter future together! Join now!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where living in Nicaragua or Costa Rica is better than living in France! Why, you ask? Well, on our server, you can surf on lava instead of water, ridellamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Pig that poops out golden apples, and the Chicken Army that will follow you around and protect you from any danger.
So why live in France when you can join our crazy, wacky, and totally INSANEMinecraft server? Sign up now and start your adventure today!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.
Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.
Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to build a house made entirely of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a million diamonds and actually got them! (Disclaimer: results may vary)
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join us today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!
Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!
Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.
Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.
So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.
Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
Join our Minecraft server to uncover the mysteries of the ancient tomb raider who was born in 1920 and is somehow still alive and kicking! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks and enchanted gear from his last raid in 1989. Legend has it that he retired because he found a rare artifact that granted him immortality, but who knows what other crazy stories you’ll uncover in our world! Come join us for an adventure like no other and see what treasures you can dig up!
Are you tired of boring old servers where boomers roam free, talking about the good old days of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where the REAL action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between boomers and millennials as they fight for control of the server. Will the boomers be remembered as heroes or villains? Only time will tell! So join us now and be a part of Minecraft history in the making!
Looking for a fresh start in the world of Minecraft? Join us at Players’ Lounge! Our server offers a brand new world just waiting to be explored and shaped by new players like you which just launched on 2nd April 2024! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game, there’s a place for everyone in our small active community.
For a safe and enjoyable community environment, we require all players to be 18 years or older.
Dynmap
Complete with markers using signs to help you explore and find your way around. With our world border spanning an impressive 12k x 12k, there’s plenty to see and do in our expansive world.
Events
In-game treasure hunts to lively games of Gartic phone and Cards Against Humanity, there’s always something happening at Players’ Lounge. Plus, don’t miss out on our weekly in-game lottery!
Join us on Discord!
Curious to learn more? Head on over to our Discord server to see a list of our plugins and datapacks, and to connect with our new growing community of players. Take the first step towards becoming a part of our new and upcoming community by applying on Discord today! Applications are quick, easy and rarely declined.
You just need to visit the server, get used to it a little and almost immediately you will like something. The average online on all servers reaches 400 players, while being stable and without lags. There are a lot of categories and themes of the game. There are no restrictions on the level of development, skills and experience gained, or any other parameters! Everyone who wants to become one of the participants in the most long-awaited server achieves new goals and meets new players.
It is on the BloodMine servers that you will find many features and unique opportunities such as unique crafts and world generation, top clans and players, Bank, Casino, Magic items, Bosses, Statistics, vampirism, Lucky blocks, Cases, parkour, cigarettes, multi-level quests and much more much more!With us you can play tic-tac-toe, king of the hill, go through parkour and a labyrinth, rob a bank, create your own event, sit on the steps, sell things to a buyer and much more.
OneBlock is a popular modification with mods, in which players will have to start their survival on one block among the endless emptiness. For further survival, start breaking this block again and again to get some blocks, items and even animals. After accumulating resources, we will be able to arrange some area around: build a house, create a farm and a vegetable garden, and also create tools and weapons. But don’t forget that when mining a block, hostile mobs may drop out!
FingerMine | Grief server with a free donation case and rubles using the /free command. Donations, rubles, kits and donation cases are often distributed
Our server opened recently. We spent a long time setting up the initial gameplay so that everyone would feel comfortable and enjoy playing on our server. We have custom ores on our server, which can be obtained by digging certain ores. They are used to craft improved armor, tools, weapons with improved characteristics, for example, a diamond pickaxe with X efficiency. Thus, after spending a little time on our server, you can get the resources you need and craft the items you need.We have a battle pass, completing tasks of which you can receive various rewards as you level up. When you log into the server every day, don’t forget to get a daily case in which you can get key fragments, useful resources, or unique items.By finding certain mobs in the world, you can get items from them after killing them with a small chance. These items are exchanged with merchants at spawn for useful resources.We also have clans. Create your guild, make peace with your allies, or fight with your enemies. Invite your friends over and see for yourself how pleasant it is to play in a group.And in our Discord community you can find new acquaintances or game partners!
Our goodies:
Pure survival combined with PvP!Battle Pass system with useful rewards for increasing levels! Effects, gadgets, player heads, skins! Shop, auction, cases! Many useful menus for everyone! Custom items with different characteristics! Bosses, improved mobs, as well as drops from them! Adequate administration! Large and beautiful spawn!
◥ Many different quests that will take you through many locations, in search of unique things, dungeons with bosses.◥ Custom mobs and bosses. Each will have unique abilities and different loot.◥ Custom recipes with which you can create various equipment, weapons and other items important for the game.◥ Interesting mechanics for passing raid bosses.◥ Economy and clan system.◥ PvE and PvP content.◥ Custom enchantments.◥ Leveling up your character’s skills.◥ Various cities with NPCs from whom you can learn a lot about the world!◥ Private is available.◥ Quite a voluminous world of 7000 by 7000 blocks.◥ Secret caves, abandoned houses and settlements with chests in which you will find a lot of valuable loot!◥ Anti-living PvP.◥ Fishing and auction!◥ Constant updates◥ Adequate administration 18+
Have you been looking for a place to play for a long time? We have found a solution! Come visit us, here you will find all the coolest things: From Free Donation to Upgrading Your Account! Many Competitions and Cool Updates are already waiting for you!
After years of research and studying magical artifacts, scientists have opened the door to a new world that exists parallel to ours. This world, known as the “Other World”, was long hidden from human eyes, but is now open to exploration.
Players receive an invitation to join a global project to explore the Otherworld. They will have to go to this mysterious and dangerous moment, where secrets, magic and adventure await. They can explore this world, study its uniqueness, influence its nature and interact with other players.
By entering this world, players become part of a global expedition project aimed at uncovering the secrets of the Otherworld. They have endless possibilities for construction, research and battle with monsters, as well as the opportunity to develop their skills and gain new knowledge about magic and technology.
But with incredible opportunity comes danger. The other world hides not only mysteries and treasures, but also threats that may be too powerful for the average player. To survive and become famous in this dangerous world, players will have to join forces, learn new skills and conquer resources.
Who is ready to take on the challenge and discover a new world of the Otherworld?
SpectralForge is a survival server where you can play with other people, see beautiful buildings, take part in various events, try new plugins and learn interesting mechanics. The administration is always ready to help players with their projects privately or within reasonable limits. Cheating, griefing, and toxic behavior are prohibited, and violations can be reported.
There are a lot of activities on the server! We changed vanilla crafts and added a lot of interesting features and details)
In addition, the server has a responsive administration that is always ready to help players with any questions or problems that may arise during the game.
Overall, if you’re looking for a place to play vanilla survival with other people, see beautiful buildings, participate in events, and try out new plugins, then SpectralForge is the place to be. Join the server and play with us!
Hello, dear player! Our server may not be particularly remarkable among all the variety of projects on this site, but I am sure that it will definitely suit you if you are looking for a calm, quiet server, without a bunch of unnecessary plugins.
Our project has existed since 2012 (more than 10 years) and we welcome all players!
We have private rooms and griefing is prohibited on our server. Plugins for a comfortable game. Shops, economy. Clans.Custom items and loot boxes for game currency (without donation). Lack of unbalanced privileges for donation (such as admin panels and creativity).Responsive administration and decent players (mostly, heh).