Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild that even Trump couldn’t handle it and got found guilty of all 34 counts of retardation. Can you believe it? Join us and see what kind of madness you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracies or stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks. So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!
Are you tired of missing out on epic adventures like this poor soul who missed out on seeing Laboon during the timeskip? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never miss out on any crazy quests or encounters!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a giant whale like Laboon, or maybe even befriend a talking parrot who knows the secrets of the universe.
Don’t be like this guy who wasted 2 YEARS of potential fun, join our server and make the most out of every moment. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old wrestling servers where they take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the wrestling fans out there!
Join us and witness the epic saga of IYO, the wrestler who refused to wrestle on Slopdown post Wrestlemania, causing the ratings to plummet and the show to get canceled. And let’s not forget the infamous decision to put the belt on Bagley – what were they thinking?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous storylines, insane plot twists, and plenty of laughs. So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, anything can happen!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people follow the rules and play like normal human beings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.
Join us if you want to see someone build a giant Louis Vuitton logo out of diamond blocks without any permission whatsoever. Who needs copyright laws when you’re in our world of madness? Plus, you never know what other shenanigans you’ll come across, like a herd of pigs dressed in tuxedos or a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!
Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!
On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).
And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!
>So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.
>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.
>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.
>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.
>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!
Welcome to DragonEyePvp!
We assure the staff of DragonEyePvp is also up to the standard of our server. Each member of our dedicated staff will respond to any call, given the availabilty of the staff member at the time, with up-most haste. This ensures that our server remain fair and hacker free for the rest of the players that wish to play fairly.
We at DragonEyepvp hope to see you on our server, and we hope that you have a great time playing with our community!
Greetings! Cuboid Crunch is a multi-server community.
We feature Creative, Role-Play, and a Raid server.
Joining each server is simple. Right-Click the item in your hand,
and then click the icon for the server For instance, click the TNT,
to go to the Raid server.
On Raid,
Griefing, Stealing, PvP, etc are all allowed!
We do ask that you keep swearing and caps to a minimum, although they are allowed.
All staff positions are taken, although we do need players!
So invite your friends; even your enemies.
Have Fun!
Our Server had a wide range of plugins as well as giving new players a Home when they join, Players can Donate for as little as 10p for creative and Diamond Status on the server
Hello guys.
Today I’m here to talk to you about a new server that me and afew other friends have been working immensely hard on for the past 2 or more weeks.
The server began as a HardCorePvPing server. But we had a change of heart and decided to make it a hub server.
We have many minigames including Spleef, SurvivalGames, Brawl, TNT run and many more.
We have donations set up and permissions running perfectly.
This is a great server to have fun with your friends on, Join today!
An op prison server with plots, and factions and A-z ranks! Come join today, best OP prison server!
Insanity-MC has one of the fastest growing op prison servers out there! We thrive for the best!