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Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
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