Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.
Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Well, look no further! On our server, every time you post “FREE PALESTINE,” a jew dies. That’s right, folks, you have the power to control the fate of innocent players with just a few keystrokes. Will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock and a potion that turns you into a flying pig. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the depths of our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and a whole lot of laughs!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs and lava surfing skeletons – they’re known to cause a bit of chaos around here.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce! Just like in the basketball Euroleague final game, anything can happen on our server. Picture this: you’re in a heated battle with another player, tied at 49-49, when suddenly a lucky 3-pointer changes the game. But wait, everyone in the virtual stands is too busy checking their phones for updates on Joselu in Madrid! Real Madrid keeps scoring goals, causing chaos and distractions that lead to your ultimate defeat.
Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, where rivalries run deep and anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a virtual meltdown just like Barcelona. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in the craziest Minecraft server around!
Have you ever been to a protest? Well, forget about protesting in the real world and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be protesting is the lack of diamonds in your inventory! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are joining in on the fun with their own picket signs. Plus, our virtual protests are way more effective – just ask the Ender Dragon who finally agreed to lower taxes after a particularly rowdy demonstration. So come on down and join the revolution… or just build a really cool castle, whatever floats your boat!
Join our Minecraft server and relive the chaos of the 80s Chinese democracy movement! Build your own protest signs, organize virtual sit-ins, and maybe even spark a virtual revolution! Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the drama and excitement in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can overthrow the virtual government!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a protestor pooping themselves while being arrested? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be pooping your pants with excitement! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always on the edge of their seats (or toilets). Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, fear not because on our server, the jew fears Intifada! That’s right, we’ve got Intifada in the USA and it’s causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.
Join our server for a chance to participate in epic battles between the jew and Intifada forces. Will you choose to fight for justice or join the chaos and destruction? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare items scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all before the jew or Intifada get to them first?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. The jew fears Intifada, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our friendly community of players includes a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, it’s a spud-tacular experience you won’t find anywhere else.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Ender Chicken boss, whose clucks of fury will strike fear into even the bravest of players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a pair of golden feather boots that let you jump higher than a kangaroo on a trampoline.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less paperwork. Join us and witness the epic battle between commies and ZOG (whatever that is) as they fight for control of the server. Will /pol/ finally step up and save the day? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored on this wild ride of political intrigue and chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a tap dance routine!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages with quirky villagers, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!
Are you tired of paying taxes in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, no tax strikes here, just pure, tax-free fun! Build your dream mansion without worrying about the taxman knocking on your door.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of tax evasion. Join forces with them and become a tax rebel in the digital world. Together, we will overthrow the oppressive tax system and live happily ever after in our tax-free paradise.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to taxes forever! Let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!
Are you tired of Olaf Scholz ruining your TikTok feed with his questionable dance moves and boring political speeches? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us in Operation: Eliminierung Olaf Scholz, where we embark on a quest to rid the world of his cringey content once and for all. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and unleash your creativity as we fight the good fight against the TikTok tyranny. Plus, we have llamas wearing lederhosen – need we say more? So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.
Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?
And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!
So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowingMinecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!
Welcome to our immersive Minecraft server! Prepare for an exhilarating adventure where survival is taken to the next level. Engage in intense PvP battles and experience the thrill of life steal, where each victorious encounter rewards you with a stolen heart, replenishing your health and empowering you for the next challenge. Embrace the cutthroat nature of the game as you compete with others to accumulate wealth through our dynamic economy system. Build, trade, and conquer as you forge your path to dominance in our vibrant community. Join us now and experience the pulse-pounding excitement of stealing hearts in this extraordinary Minecraft server!
IceCream Network is a simple Minecraft Lifesteal server with CPvP mode on. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and has more gamemodes on the way like bedwars. Join now so you don’t miss a second of its incredible journey to becoming the next top Minecraft server!
⋙FEATURES⋘
NOTE: Something important to keep in mind is that these features are for every season, but features such as commands and plugins depends on the season we are currently in!
SEASONS: Seasons are the biggest feature on our server! Every season has a new theme! For example, perhaps one season there is no elytras, or another there is two factions, or another there is dungeons! No matter what, every season will bring you something new!
NO HARD RESETS: You may think seasons mean we will reset the map and you will lose all your work. However, each season we simply reset inventories and move to a different area of the map! Therefore your work is never lost!
CROSSPLAY: Bedrock and Java allowed!
NO CLAIMS: You do not need to mess with claim plugins! You can build wherever you want (with some restrictions). What’s the use of a sandbox game when you’re restricted? But don’t worry, your builds ARE protected (check protection).
EVENTS: We host outside of the server events with popular gamemodes such as hunger games, build battle, and kit pvp. We also do custom gamemodes you won’t find anywhere else like maze runner, total drama island, and super smash mobs!
PROTECTION: Your builds are 100% protected by rollbacks and core inspect. These features allow you to have anything stolen or destroyed to be restored with a single command.
WHITELISTED: Our server may be public for anyone to join, but we have an application process and only those who are accepted may join the server! You can apply on our discord!
NO PAY TO WIN: We do have a donator rank, but that is only for fun little cosmetics. You can also get the donator rank through other means other than money! Everyone has equal opportunity.
COMMUNITY RAN: Almost everything added is voted upon by the server. Plugins, events, changes, removals and so on. Your word matters just as much as everyone else.
MOVIE NIGHTS: We also sometimes host movie nights :)
Welcome to AstrumMC. A minecraft server with a vast space theme. Come join us as we journey through the cosmos and discover some rather interesting and possibly dangerous facts about the world as we know it
Welcome to Yandura’s Factions Kit PVP Server, where intense PvP battles await! Join renowned content creator Yandura in a competitive, fast-paced environment. Engage in Kit PVP and Factions PVP, face challenging World Bosses, enjoy minigames with rewards, and experience frequent updates and events. Prepare for thrilling PvP, custom enchantments, and live-streamed giveaways. Dominate the battlefield, earn rewards, and become the ultimate PvP champion. Join today and unleash your PvP skills!
Welcome to timburrsmp, a plain vanilla server with a small, growing community. We seek to go big and increase our community so we can make it even better, for your enjoyment. Join the discord for support (found on the left)
CrumbleCraft is a brand new minecraft server dedicated to giving players a safe place to be their creative selves and make new friends. The server will be extremely community based and will not only be fun, but also informative and educational. Weekly events will be held, as well as Classes at the “Unit University” located in spawn. There will be many different types of classes going on that all players will be able to sign up for to learn all sorts of topics that pertain to their interests! The server will also include a Vanilla/SMP feel where players can go off and create their own homes in the wild or even start their own towns with friends!