Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft superstar with a loyal following of chickens cheering you on!
Are you tired of the real world and its boring job interviews? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about job interviews again, because here, the only interview you’ll have is with our friendly villagers who just want to trade with you! Plus, our server is so fun and addicting, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, ditch the real world and join us for a virtual adventure like no other!
Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.
Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.
Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.
Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.
The server is currently run by me, Zaffeine. I am a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. I work a full time job but I am happy to administer and manage the server in my spare time. I have been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.
Currently, we are looking for more Content Creators to join our community. Please connect with our server admin team on Discord to express your interest.
2. What is a Hybrid Survival SMP?
Our server has a Hybrid Survival aspect, meaning most aspects are in Survival mode, while others are in Creative mode for building.
3. Are there any restrictions on building and gameplay?
We encourage our members to engage with each other and create their own events or join other member or Admin sanctioned events. However, we do have rules in place to ensure a positive and collaborative environment.
Build towns, skyscrapers, factories, or anything else. After 4-5 months, the server transitions to a wasteland factions server where new players scavenge for leftover secrets and items.
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience all the excitement of a Hollywood romance right in the comfort of your own blocky world!
Picture this: you and your Minecraft crush laying side by side, staring up at the pixelated sky, discussing the meaning of life and debating whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures. With our server, you can create your own love story that would put any Hollywood romance to shame.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to battle dragons, ride unicorns, and even participate in a virtual dance-off with Herobrine himself. Who needs first world problems when you can have epic adventures like these?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Love, adventure, and pixelated drama await you!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? If you win, you get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! But if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin! And remember, it’s not just a rib, it’s a whole feast of fun!
Hello! I’ve personally dealt with being uncomfortable while playing video games due harassment and strange encounters and was looking to maybe create a safe space for women on a (long-term) server where we can play, create, and connect with each other in a safe and fun environment.💗
Looking to fill the Minecraft server with shops, cute houses, and hosting holiday celebrations, competitions, etc. Overall just looking to hopefully create long-lasting friendships and build a community where we can enjoy game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and much more!
If you’re interested please PM me and include your age and tell me a little bit about yourself! I’m so excited to meet everyone and hopefully create a fun little community ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝
Please note: This server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Any inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. I will be personally vetting everyone to ensure a safe environment. NA Time Zone 18+ only!!!!!
FAQ
Question
Answer
Can men join the server?
No, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women.
What activities will be available on the server?
We plan to have shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
How do I join the server?
Please PM the creator with your age and a little about yourself to be vetted and added to the server.
Are you tired of blending in with all the basic Minecraft players out there? Do you want to stand out and be the envy of all your friends? Then join our server, where we believe in investing in your appearance just like that pretty boy anime character from that one show nobody remembers!
On our server, we encourage you to pamper yourself with the finest pixelated cosmetics and outfits, because let’s face it – nobody likes a Minecraft player who looks like they just rolled out of a dirt block. Show off your style and watch as everyone flocks to you like bees to honey (or creepers to TNT, if you prefer).
Don’t be selfish and expect people to love you for who you are on the inside – let your outer pixelated beauty shine and watch as the love and admiration pour in. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the most fabulous Minecraft player in all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. #PrettyBoyMinecraftGoals
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “IT WAS 3-1 Edition” where the only rule is to have fun!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE! They built a castle out of cheddar and lived happily ever after.
But that’s not all! On Friday nights, we have epic battles between the Vancouver Canucks and the Nashville Predators. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell! And if sports aren’t your thing, how about a showdown between the Dallas Stars and the Vegas Golden Knights? The stakes are high and the excitement is off the charts!
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of adventure, cheese blocks, and hockey showdowns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to a Minecraft server where the logs are so creamy, steamy, and dreamy that you’ll never want to leave! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by the most delicious logs they had ever seen. These logs were so irresistible that they couldn’t help but build the most epic log cabin you’ve ever laid eyes on. But here’s the twist – every time they chopped down a log, it magically grew back even creamier, steamier, and dreamier than before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where players can relax and unwind after a long day of mining. And rumor has it that if you dive into the lava just right, you’ll be transported to a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure filled with creamy, steamy, and dreamy logs. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!