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Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mines Excavated:	4161	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchantments Applied:	134	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	133	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Potions Brewed:	193
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	2039
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	4020
Love Letters Sent:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	63
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1192	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	483
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2908

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!