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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4030 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 174 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!
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