Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.
Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.
So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!
On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!
Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?
Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!
Join us and leave behind all the family vacation drama like the one where they planned a hiking trip for you even though you’re 400lbs! Can you imagine trying to climb a mountain with your siblings while carrying a backpack full of snacks?
On our server, you can create your own adventure without any weight restrictions! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a magical potion that makes you lose weight instantly (just kidding, that’s not a thing).
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and unforgettable experience. Who needs a hiking trip when you can have endless fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.
So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!
and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!
so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself would want to join in on the fun. We have epic events like “Cow Tipping Tuesdays” and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you can show off your killer moves (literally).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to build entire cities with just a flick of your wrist and defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely block life behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find your new BFF (Best Friend Forever) in the world of Minecraft.
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| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | 8-12 players online at peak times |
| World Border | 30k blocks in every direction from spawn |
| Render View Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Difficulty | Hard |
A: Players must be 25 years old and above.
A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without any ranks or moderator positions.
A: No, area claim plugins are not used on the server.
A: The latest map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update.
A: There are usually 8-12 players online at peak times.
A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
A: Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but Villagers still work for trading and block editing.
A: The server uses DynMap, DiscordSVR for in-game chat with Discord, and plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.
A: Join the Discord server provided in the link above and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, all the players are actually secret agents in disguise, working together to uncover the mysteries of the ancient temples scattered throughout the land. And if you manage to solve the riddles and traps within these temples, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for, fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find true love with a fellow player and live happily ever after in a castle made entirely of emeralds. The possibilities are endless, so grab your sword and pickaxe and let’s get crafting!
Picture this: on the first day of 2025, our server had a massive party with all the mobs in Minecraft. Creepers were breakdancing, skeletons were playing the drums, and even the Ender Dragon was doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the next epic event.
But that’s not all – our server has secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft that you’ll never forget!
u can build a house outta literal electricity and be the coolest kid on the block. plus, the mods on this server will straight up turn ur diamond pickaxe into a unicorn that shoots rainbows. no joke.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie horde. like, what even is reality anymore?
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the insanity for yourself. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Owner | Owner’s Name |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Bedrock |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Whitelist | Yes |
| Age Restriction | 16+ |
A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
A: The server is on bedrock edition.
A: We have strict rules in place to prevent lag and maintain a smooth gaming experience for all players.
A: Yes, the server is for ages 16 and above.
A: Yes, you are welcome to join and help us grow the community.
A: Join our Discord server and our moderators will guide you through the process.