Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.
But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!
oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? u can dance with creepers, drink with zombies, and even have a chat with endermen about the meaning of life!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it! plus, u might even learn a thing or two about POV from the porn category…just sayin’!
Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.
But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…
So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!
But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.
So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!
But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of evil chickens plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas to defend their kingdom, or will you betray them and join the chicken rebellion?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, this Minecraft SMP is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So come join us and help shape the future of the software world, one llama at a time!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you will be rewarded with endless riches and fame among the Minecraft community.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and unforgettable journey filled with love, laughter, and chickens with questionable dance moves. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.
come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
We are a brand new survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on.Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure!Our claiming system allows you to protect your home and loot from anyone who may try to steal, damage or otherwise grief.We have a live reporting system for players to use should they encounter a bug, need in game help, or need to report someone they feel may be cheating. The report goes straight to the server owner who can handle it asap with no problems.As soon as we have established testing on our custom plugins we will also implement ranks based on time played to reward players who are loyal to our server.We hope to create a small community of players on our server and evolve it based on their suggestions and input
In the future we are also interested in adding more game modes to our network including creative and hardcore survival as well as others.
Other awesome features include :Keep inventory24/7 server uptimeActive owners/adminsIf you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! http://discord.survivewith.usThank you for your time!
moxmc.com
We are a survival bucket sever, we have mods that help us run the game smoother and easier, but normal players will play the game as intended. we are looking for staff, which must be of the age 18 or older absolutely no exceptions we will have a donation setup allowing you to buy items, ranks etc. be aware this is a straight survival server, we do have some rules which will be posted in game and on our website which will be posted at a later date. please come join us for a good ol’ rabbid time. If youve read this far then be aware we are really desperately looking for staff, of all time zones and gender… age is still a restriction, please the youngest we can go for admin is 17, the youngest we can go for mod is 14. our third owner must be at least 19 or older. we will not bend the rules any further. you may contact us at [email protected] or on the server directly if we are on. or send me a message on here. we will have a website and youtube channel up shortly so keep an eye out for that
162.244.164.54
come and join the server is it a creative server we are hoping to add a hub and factions and maybe some other things we dont need staff right now but if we get a lot of players on and people stay active we might start looking for staff members all staff are nice and we would love to have you join the server.
s10.minespan.com:26416
The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes!
Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.
Java IP: mc.stride.gg
Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg (Port: 19132)
Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/
>> Survival MP (Towny and McMMO)
>> Creative
>> Clumsy Crew
>> Block Battle
>> More in development, coming soon!
mc.stride.gg
BlockTown is adult run on professionally owned hardware with a 24/7 uptime. We offer a family friendly gaming experience with no whitelist – anyone can join and start building! We use the Towny and iConomy plugins to maximize your gaming experience. You’re welcome to start your own town, and control who can and cannot build in your town. In the towns, you’re also protected from mob damage! The forest brings the unknown of mobs as well as PvP. Want to make more money? No problem! Start your own shop and manage its inventory. Your valuables are also protected in a locked chest. Come join us today!
blocktown.org
This is survival-Guild server, we are starting but many players play here. Enjoy and have fun from Admin of the server.
n14.csrv.pl:12278
Welcome to Cobblemon Hispanic
A premium and non-premium server, dedicated mainly and solely to the cobblemon mod based on the Pokémon series which is currently in version 1.4 of the mod.
Our server includes:
✅Start Kits, Food, Money, etc.✅Online store✅Boxes (The keys to the boxes are obtained by voting for the server, in the virtual store or by the Battle Pass)✅Warp Safari✅Limited world 15000 blocks (Expandable soon)✅2 types of economy (Magic Shards and Cobbledollars)✅Battle Pass (Season Themed)✅Skills menu✅PokeDex✅GTS System (Global Trading System)✅Nursing System✅Events✅History✅Teams System✅And many more things that will come with the mod update and in future Server Seasons.
We have a group of staff who will always be available to help and advise you, as well as a friendly community which will be willing to lend a hand if necessary.
If you want to know more information, go to our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/cobblemonhispanoYou can get the mods at: https://tienda.cobblemonhispano.lol/
play.cobblemonhispano.lol
minetopia and more join the server if you like nice people and join our minetopia which is also super fun
5.255.85.204:25905
Introducing InfiniteMC
InfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!
Java / Bedrock compatibility
Mcmmo
Keep inventorySlimefunTownyPlayer shops / Player warps / Player auctions
Pyromining & PyrofishingCasinoRank up with in-game moneyFree daily crates for votingCompetitive economy
New unique items, more ores and soo much more
play.infinitemc.net
-=MendrixelSMP=-
MendrixelSMP is an economy-based survival server with a friendly player-base and nice staff. Our first priority is to make the players happy, so don’t hesitate to leave suggestions – we’re always looking to make our server better.
Features: – Player shops – Player ranks (/rankup) – Economy – Easy land claim system – Mature staff
45.35.101.82:25618