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Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7225	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Mines Excavated:	1746

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crops Grown:	5991	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	107	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Votes:	2486	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	4884	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Votes:	117	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3970	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

1-800-GAMBLER, Atlantic City, Baccarat, BETTING, BLACKJACK, Casino, CRAPS, gambling, jackpot, Las Vegas, MineBet, Minecraft, Monte Carlo, new slot machines, Odds, online gambling, poker, problem gambling, roulette, Server, slot machines, Sports betting, Techniques

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	3661
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Potions Brewed:	84	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!