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Glory2Crafters
activism, arrest, busker, court case, Elderly, elderly rights, freedom of speech, fresh charges, Glory to Hong Kong, Glory2Crafters, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Legal, Music, musician, Political, protest, protest anthemcome join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures! -
Hoecke’s Nazi Slogan Jailbreak
anti-semitism, Bjoern Hoecke, Convict, Court, criminal, extremism, far right, German, germany, Hate Speech, Hoeckes, Jailbreak, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, nationalist, nazi, politician, racism, right wing, slogan, trialso, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you won’t get convicted for using nazi slogans like bjoern hoecke did. instead, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear for being the ultimate gamer. plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join now for a chance to battle the ender dragon while riding a rainbow llama and wearing a crown made of creeper heads. yolo, amirite? -
NMAA – Survival, Bedwars!!
Announcements, Bedwars, bom, Chat, comandos, Community, Datapacks, divertido, enxadahost, EQUIPE, exclusive titles, Fluxo, Gifts, Happiness, introduction, joy, Legal, memes, mine-dc, modos, No mods, Plugins, raffles, rules, small group, Suporte, Support, SurvivalNO MODS AT ALL================================================================================================================================WELCOME TO NMAA (No Mods At All)!
We are a small group of players, and we want to spread joy throughout the gaming community. We’ve always tried to create, manage and brand a Minecraft server, sometimes it went well, sometimes it didn’t. However, we want to open our projects to the community, and as much support as possible is the only thing we want (apart from your joy playing on our server :D). We don’t ask for any donations, nothing is about money, but about quality and time with friends. However, if we manage to raise enough money to pay for EnxadaHost, we will have a surprise, which includes raffles, gifts for all players, and even exclusive titles. We won’t talk much because it’s less about money and more about joy. Thanks for joining the server!
Our server has some sections, these are:
ʙᴇᴍ-ᴠɪɴᴅᴏ「🤠」 Get introduced.ꜰʟᴜxᴏ「🔁」 Entry and exit of people on the server.ʀᴇɢʀᴀꜱ「📚」 The server rules (take a look there so you don’t get into trouble).ᴀɴᴜɴᴄɪᴏꜱ「📢」 Important announcements.ᴄʜᴀᴛ「💬」 Chat with members.ᴍɪɴᴇ-⋗ᴅᴄ「🔄」 ?01?ᴄᴏᴍᴀɴᴅᴏꜱ「🤖」 Command of the server bots.ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ「🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱」 Send memes to break other people’s hearts.
Again, thank you very much for coming here, we want happiness, not work.
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NMAA, LET’S SEE TO REJOICE!
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CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild
acquits, corrupt intent, Corruption, CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild, defendants, Evidence, financial crimes, fraud, insufficiently documented, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, money laundering, offshore accounts, panama, Panama Papers, Ruling, scandal, tax evasion, transparency, trialLOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!
SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!
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PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free
acquits, acquitted, Corruption, Court, financial secrecy, fraud, free, International, investigation, Justice, Legal, Legal System, loophole, money laundering, offshore accounts, PanaCraft, panama, Panama Papers, papers, people, scandal, tax evasion, white collar crimeso, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way. -
NoRoom4Airbnb
Airbnb, bathroom, comfort, common sense, common space, decorations, family, Friends, Girls, guest, income, INCONVENIENCE, kitchen, lease holder, Legal, NoRoom4Airbnb, potential source of income, privacy, roommate, strangers, vetoWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and comfort just like the OP in this story! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about strangers invading your space like an unwanted Airbnb guest.Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your valuable decorations from potential roommates-turned-airbnb hosts. Who needs income when you have the satisfaction of knowing your home is safe from random visitors wandering around your common areas?
Don’t be the asshole who lets strangers into your virtual world without permission. Come join our server and build to your heart’s content, without the worry of unexpected guests crashing on your pixelated couch. Trust us, it’s common sense to choose our server over the chaos of Airbnb roommates gone rogue.
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CraftyCitizen: DeclareIsraelExist
Applicants, Citizenship law, controversy, CraftyCitizen, DECLARATION, DeclareIsraelExist, Diplomacy, european union, German citizenship, Government, Identity, immigration, integration, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, Multiculturalism, Nationality, policy, requirement, Right to existso, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!
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CraftyMinors Minecraft Server
arrest, assault, charges, Court, CraftyMinors, crime, criminal, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Military, Minecraft, MINOR, okinawa, punishment, rape, Server, sexual assault, underage, us soldier, Victimhey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
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OrthoCraft: Draft Day!
BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jewscome join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure! -
RoundaboutRodeo
CAR, cop, Driving, driving regulations, law enforcement, Legal, road rules, road safety, Roundabout, roundabout rules, RoundaboutRodeo, rules of the road, ticket, traffic control, traffic enforcement, traffic fines, traffic laws, traffic stop, traffic violation, Transportation, Vehiclejoin dis epic minecraft server where u can circle roundabouts for HOURS without gettin pulled over by da minecraft police! our server is so insane, u can even build ur own roundabout kingdom and rule over all da circlin cars! plus, if u get bored of roundabouts, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are tryna take over da server! come join us for da most ridiculous and fun minecraft experience of ur life! -
LawyerCraft: Better Criminals
Attorney, better, Court, courtroom, crime, criminal, criminal justice, criminal lawyer, Criminals., Defense, defense strategy, Ethics, Experience, Expertise, Justice, law, LawyerCraft, Legal, Profession, prosecution, skill, trialcome join our epic minecraft server where all the criminals are actually lawyers and all the lawyers are actually criminals. you never know who you can trust in this wacky world of legal chaos. build your own law firm and defend your clients in intense courtroom battles, or become a notorious criminal mastermind and pull off the biggest heists in minecraft history.we have custom plugins that allow you to bribe the judges, forge evidence, and even escape from prison using a secret tunnel system. but be careful, because the cops are always on your tail and ready to catch you in the act.
join now for a chance to become the most feared lawyer-criminal hybrid in all of minecraft! trust us, it’s a lawless land out there and anything can happen.
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StepmomSuxInheritLOL
Claim, Communication, Conflict, confusion, Deception, ENTITLEMENT, Estate, family, Grief, Inheritance, Legal, MONEY, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, shared, Siblings, stepmom, StepmomSuxInheritLOL, Support, terminal illness, WillAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!Imagine a world where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your base, only to have it destroyed by your fellow players in the most creative ways possible. It’s like a never-ending prank war that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing inheritance. Play detective as you navigate through family drama, deceit, and betrayal to claim what is rightfully yours. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who takes it all?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama?
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TunaFreeZone Minecraft Server
break room etiquette, coworker communication, coworker conflict, first trimester, food aversions, food preferences, Minecraft, morning sickness, Nausea, Pregnancy, pregnancy accommodations, pregnancy challenges, pregnancy discomfort, pregnancy struggles, pregnancy support, pregnancy symptoms, Server, smell sensitivity, tuna, TunaFreeZone, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquetteWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the smell of unrefrigerated tuna and judgmental coworkers!Join us for a pregnant-friendly environment where you can eat all the cold sandwiches and fruits your heart desires without fear of barfing. Our sense of smell is perfectly normal, so you won’t have to worry about any strong odors ruining your day.
We promise not to let anyone bring unrefrigerated tuna onto the server, so you can game in peace without the threat of nausea. Plus, our HR department is non-existent, so you won’t have to deal with any workplace drama like in the real world.
So come join us on this wild adventure and leave the tuna drama behind. You won’t regret it!
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SickGFConcertDitcher
abandonment, angry girlfriend, Apology, BNB, Communication, Concert, concert tickets, food poisoning, foreign country, hospital again, hospital visit, Illness, IV, leaving early, love, misunderstanding, relationship, Shot, sick girlfriend, SickGFConcertDitcher, travelLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, you never know what twists and turns you’ll encounter. From hospitals to concerts to butt shots (okay, maybe not that last one), our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs a foreign country when you can experience all the drama right here? Join now for a gaming experience that’s crazier than this Reddit post! -
CraftyComebackz
best insults, Burn, Clever, COMEBACK, comeback jokes, comeback king, comeback lines, comeback queen, comeback quotes, CraftyComebackz, epic comeback, funny, humor, insult, quick wit, response, retort, sassy comeback, savage, verbal sparring, WittyAre you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style! -
FuyaoCraft: FBI Edition
Accountability, Chinese company, Chinese firm, corporate misconduct, Corruption, criminal charges, Edition, fbi, financial crimes, Fuyao Glass, FuyaoCraft, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, labour abuse, law enforcement, Raid, regulatory violations, special agents, transparency, US, US-China relations, white collar crimecome join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US special agents can’t resist! we have crazy adventures and wild parties that will make you forget all about those pesky financial crimes and labour abuse. plus, our chinese firm Fuyao Glass is always throwing the wildest events, you won’t want to miss out! so come on over and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! -
PixelPocalypse
anomaly, current events, falling apart, global conflict, global events, global peace, global perspective, global stability, historical cycles, historical patterns, historical trends, human history, long-term perspective, normalcy, peace and conflict, peaceful era, PixelPocalypse, societal changes, societal shifts., world, world eventsare you tired of living in a world where everything is too peaceful? come join our minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. you never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a spider or a chicken wearing a top hat.
our players are a wild bunch, always up for a challenge and ready to take on any crazy adventure. we once had a player build a roller coaster that went straight to the moon – true story!
so if you’re looking for a break from the boring, peaceful world, come join us on our minecraft server. who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
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Veiled Haven: Where Creepers Have PTSD from Vanilla Survival
age-restriction, Armor statues, block by block, BUILD, Connect, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord-MC chat, Economy, Events, exploits, Explore, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, Mob Heads, player, Player abuse, ptsd, simple voice chat, Small Community, smp, Squaremap, stealing, Survival, theft, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, veiled, WebsiteVeiled Haven Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla Server Population Around 60 members Modifications Weekly, monthly, and special events with prizes; Developing a shopping district Rules Age restriction of 16+; No exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, etc. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
How can I apply to join Veiled Haven?
You can apply by joining our Discord server and heading to the rules channel for instructions.
What modifications are added to the server?
Some of the modifications include Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat. More details can be found in the info channel on our Discord server.
What kind of events does Veiled Haven host?
We host weekly, monthly, and special events with enticing prizes for all members to participate in.
Is there a shopping district on the server?
Our community is currently working on developing a shopping district after the recent Block By Block event. Expect player-run shops soon, including shops for custom discs & goat horns and even a pranks shop!
What are the rules of Veiled Haven?
We maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere with an age restriction of 16+. Any form of exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, or any other violation of our rules is strictly prohibited.
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YawnCraft International Minecraft Server
abroad, Allies, American, bedtime, Foreign, Friends, Global, International, international relations, internationally, Minecraft, night, Overseas, peaceful rest, REST, Server, Sleeping, Slumber, speaking, time difference, time zones, united states, world, YawnCraftAre you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!
3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.
4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.
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PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP
bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet trainingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!
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CraftyCashback
anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world worksWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!