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EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2969	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1686	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	111	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	5375
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	6942
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6683
Void Gems Collected:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4105	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!