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Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back. True story.
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| Server Information: | Long-term, community-oriented SMP |
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| Server Age: | 1 year |
| Server Version: | 1.21 |
| Hardware: | Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4 |
In order to join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Microphone recommended.
Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
A: Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP server where every player matters.
A: The server has been in business for 1 year.
A: The server runs on version 1.21.
A: To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Microphone recommended.
A: The server offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly and monthly events, helpful community, and caring staff.
A: No, there is no world border in the vanilla world.
Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But be careful, those chickens are no joke – they’ve been training in the art of poultry combat for years!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a burger so delicious that players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste. Rumor has it that the secret ingredient is actually a rare diamond block, but you didn’t hear that from us!
So come on down and feast your eyes on the wonders of our server. Just remember, once you take a bite, there’s no turning back. Bon appétit!
But that’s not all, our server has a secret underground disco where you can party with Endermen and zombies all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks.
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while battling other players in epic aerial combat.
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So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, in this world, the only blocks being thrown are the ones you mine yourself.