funny Minecraft Servers

funny Minecraft Servers

  • Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

    Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 228
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

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  • Blocky McBlockface Adventures

    Blocky McBlockface Adventures
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4899
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Votes: 5942
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9323
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

    But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

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  • Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

    Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 1168
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

    KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1140
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3993
    Mines Excavated: 2904 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • YiikersCraft: Where the creepers are scarier than your ex!

    YiikersCraft: Where the creepers are scarier than your ex!
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9850
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Chimeras Created: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have a YIIKER on our server! That’s right, a YIIKER! Imagine riding around on a giant YIIKER, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

    Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8597
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2796 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Potions Brewed: 160 Runes Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

    Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

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  • Crafty Shield Heroes

    Crafty Shield Heroes
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1630
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Towns Built: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

    On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

    And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

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  • PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

    PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 6958
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 New Chunks Explored: 766248

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

    Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Pepe’s Pixel Palace: Where Memes Meet Minecraft Madness!

    Pepe’s Pixel Palace: Where Memes Meet Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9756
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Crops Grown: 5064
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it against an army of zombie chickens. And don’t forget to collect all the rare pepes scattered throughout the land for extra meme-tastic fun!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!

    DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1379
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Animals Bred: 148
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magic Items Found: 1375
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.

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  • Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

    Lunch Pack City 1.20.5
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 6551
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Star Shards Collected: 197
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • RaceBaiter69

    RaceBaiter69
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2265
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5935 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

    On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

    So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

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  • SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

    SkitCraft: SNL LOLz
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6027
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 368003 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

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  • CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

    CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2552
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Animals Bred: 174

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

    we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

    and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

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  • Glove Compartment Adventures

    Glove Compartment Adventures
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4087
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Towns Built: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

    join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

    plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

    so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

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  • The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

    The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 4410
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 470364 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Ores Mined: 4358
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

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  • GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

    GradeSkipper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1520
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Zombie Dances: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

    Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

    Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

    Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

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  • DD-Free NYE Fun!

    DD-Free NYE Fun!
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9845
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

    We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

    Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

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  • DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

    DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 573
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

    On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

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  • BlockyBankBoi4Prez

    BlockyBankBoi4Prez
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8763
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Star Shards Collected: 281

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

    but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

    and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

    so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

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