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Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	538
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1154	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3387
New Chunks Explored:	70375	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Animals Bred:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	4197	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	98
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	3757	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	376948	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!