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QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ores Mined:	4613	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Votes:	5779	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	9741	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, craving, DELICIOUS, EASY, Egg, Filling, Food, homemade, Hunger, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, Order, Pepper, protein, Quick, Request, sandwich, smp, snack, Tasty

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

10. Communication on the road, 11. Road courtesy, 12. Reckless driving, 13. Road hazards, 14. Aggressive driving, 15. Road awareness, 16. Defensive driving, 17. Road signals, 18. Road rules, 19. Road manners, 2. Turn signals, 20. Road rage., 3. Road safety, 4. Inconsiderate driving, 5. Traffic etiquette, 6. Mindless driving, 7. Road behavior, 8. Dangerous driving, 9. Frustrating drivers, drivers, Minecraft, SignallessSteve, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

GFsWeirdMC

BIZARRE, eccentric, funny, funny habits, GFsWeirdMC, Girlfriend, odd girlfriend, odd habits, offbeat, peculiar, peculiar habits, quirky, quirky behavior, relationship, strange behavior, strange girlfriend, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual quirks, weird, weird habits

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Towns Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	9558

Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

IsraelCompensationMCServer

acceptable targets, compensation, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelCompensationMCServer, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military intervention, nuclear deal, regional stability, Report, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6504
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1764	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase