Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!
And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?
Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic builds and your uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with just a single bone. Rumor has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most admired player in all of Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena in the spawn village!
But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.
And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Server Version | 1.20.4 with Experimental Features |
|---|---|
| Available Resources | Abundance of resources, with quick collection |
| Key Features | 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage |
Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.
People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.
Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime
Join our Discord community here
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are all players allowed on the server? | Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted. |
| What are the key features of the server? | 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage |
| Where is the server hosted? | The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. |