Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities are as twisted as a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a creeper explosion in a village.
Are you tired of boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, on our server, you’ll witness more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong.
Join us and witness the epic saga of Emily, the queen of questionable decisions, and her daughter Emma, who just wants a bike and some swim lessons. Will Emily ever prioritize her daughter over cigarettes and weed? Find out on our server!
Experience the thrill of confronting your friends about their parenting choices while dodging creepers and zombies. Will you be the hero who helps Emma get her swim lessons, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft villain?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive into a world where the drama is as intense as a battle with the Ender Dragon. Remember, on our server, anything can happen – even a pig riding a minecart!
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and awkward sleeping arrangements? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from controlling relatives and uncomfortable air mattresses.
Join us and create your own world where you can set your own rules and curfew (or not have one at all). No condescending comments or passive-aggressive behavior allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Don’t be stuck with Frank and Julie – come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the family drama behind!
Are you feeling down in the dumps and contemplating the meaning of life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, virtual friendships, and endless possibilities.
Why should you not kill yourself, you ask? Because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No job? No problem! In our world, you can be a professional block builder or a fearless explorer. Your education and certifications may be worthless in the real world, but in Minecraft, they’re the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret realms.
And who needs money when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for rare items? Neetbux? Pshh, we’ve got virtual currency that’s worth more than gold.
Don’t have any friends or family to lean on? Well, guess what? Our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a game of virtual tag or a building competition. And as for the future, well, who needs it when you can create your own destiny in the Minecraft universe?
So, why survive? Because on our server, the point is to have fun, make memories, and escape from the harsh realities of life. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, complete with pools and additions for your virtual children. No jealous sisters or judgmental mothers allowed here – only fun and creativity!
Forget therapy sessions, on our server you can let out your frustrations by building and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone tells you to “fug off”, just block them and move on to the next adventure!
So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family drama when you have virtual blocks to play with?
Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think your fridge is their personal grocery store? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no virtual in-laws will steal your virtual food!
Our server is a safe haven for all those who have had enough of freeloading family members. Build your own virtual world where you can be in control of who gets access to your virtual fridge. No more screaming matches or packing suitcases in front of your virtual mother-in-law – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!
Join now and start fresh in a world where you can leave all the drama behind. Who needs real-life debts and family feuds when you can escape to a virtual paradise? Plus, our virtual landlord is always on your side, ready to kick out any unwanted guests.
So say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a husband who can’t keep his family in check!
Are you tired of feeling like a complete loser in real life? Do you dream of escaping your shithole neighborhood and living in a 1st world country? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and escape to a virtual world where you can finally live in a 100% paid house, earn 10k diamonds a month, and maybe even find love (or at least a virtual relationship). Say goodbye to your fat belly and diverticulitis scars, and hello to a new life where you have 500k diamonds in savings and no pesky real-life responsibilities.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams – join our server and start building your new life today! Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones? Plus, the falling apart houses in our virtual world only cost 450 diamonds – a steal compared to real life prices. So what are you waiting for? Escape reality and join us now!
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can build a big house, drive two cars, and have four kids all while working menial unskilled jobs! In the year 2000, this was the epitome of lower middle class living and now you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us for a hilariously absurd time and see if you can reach the ultimate status of lower middle class luxury! 😂🏡🚗👨👩👧👦 #LivingTheDream #MinecraftMadness
Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!
Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?
Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!
Try ChorusCraft today to get on at the ground floor and become an OG on our mission! Our server is PVP based with gamemodes such as KitPVP and Factions however it’s also perfect for casual players…
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Sphere MC – Welcome to our whitelist-only community, we offer a friendly and engaging modded experience using the All the Mods 9 modpack.
“All The Mods 9” (ATM9) is an extensive addition of over 400 mods that blend together very well to redefine your Minecraft experience. Here are some key mods to explore ��
We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With good server hardware and regular updates, Sphere MC guarantees 99% uptime with a daily restart.
RAM Recommendation: 16GB minimum for optimal performance❗
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We’re looking for more enthusiastic members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Fill out a quick form on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc
-Maavilandia has so much unique ways to enjoy from building ultimate base to flying with jets around the world and doing whatever you feel like.
-Maavilandia has unique way to improve its experience depending on player needs.
-Maavilandia has weekly events that stand out very well and are very fun to play with alone or with friends
“Dont expect the server to be fulliest when you join because Maavilandia will just no start to raise its community with help of my litle team of delevopers ;)”
In Juneau there is no set story, there is no set outcome. You can start a war with others, Or completely opt out in total and just have a peaceful fun server. The whole goal of Juneau is to create the Minecraft server that each player wants. Juneau is meant to be a server where you can create your own story and experience tailored to your preferences. You can engage in peaceful activities like building a shopping district or gardens, or participate in more exciting experiences like waging war and fighting for loot. Juneau SMP stays true to the main aspects of the game, avoiding overly specific mods to ensure everyone can have fun. It is a whitelist only server, requiring an application for entry.
Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers with /serverseasonal or noreset
Why us?
We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken
VanillaEvolved is a vanilla Minecraft server that has been running since 2013. We strive to offer a pure vanilla experience with minimal added features.
How often do the maps reset?
There are two types of maps on VanillaEvolved – seasonal and noreset. Seasonal maps reset every 6 months, while noreset maps never reset. Players can switch between the two types using commands.
Can I play on the server from Java and Bedrock editions?
Yes, VanillaEvolved offers Java/Bedrock cross-play, allowing players from both editions to join and play together.
What is the community like on VanillaEvolved?
We pride ourselves on having a friendly community on VanillaEvolved. Players are encouraged to collaborate, build together, and enjoy the vanilla experience as a group.
Are there any unique features on VanillaEvolved?
Players can earn a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement on the server. Additionally, there are cool in-game stats that can be viewed on our website.
What are the rules on VanillaEvolved?
While VanillaEvolved operates on semi-anarchy principles, players are expected to follow basic rules such as no cheating, griefing, or harassment. As long as no rules are broken, players are free to do as they please on the server.