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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4723 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos here.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon around the server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.