Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with your new BFFs, battling mobs together, and creating unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the server resets).
Forget about heartbreak and drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is your old, boring single-player world. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious love triangles and epic betrayals in the world of Minecraft!
Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!
Join us for crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).
But be warned, our server is so intense that even the blocks themselves can’t handle the excitement. That’s right, we’ve had reports of diamonds spontaneously combusting from the sheer awesomeness of our players.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart hurt a little too).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? No problem, just ask the Dragon Whisperer to hook you up with a lift on the back of the dragon!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join our annual “Minecraft Marathon Madness” event, where players race against each other to see who can build the tallest tower in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and bragging rights for eternity!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity and hijinks ensue! Who knows, you might just find love, friendship, and a whole lot of laughs along the way.
On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.
if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.
so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!
| Server Name | Grownup Gamers |
|---|---|
| Website | http://grownupgamers.life |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Server Type | Vanilla Minecraft SMP |
| Player Requirement | Must be 18 and above |
A: Grownup Gamers is a community of older gamers who host a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival server for mature players to enjoy.
A: Visit our Discord server and submit a whitelist ticket after reading our rules. Once approved, you’ll be added to the whitelist.
A: We provide a friendly and supportive community, Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat capabilities, a powerful server, DynMap, Discord integration, and more.
A: We welcome players of all skill levels and playstyles, as long as they are friendly and positive contributors to our community.
A: Players must be 18 and above to join Grownup Gamers.
A: Yes, we have a separate creative server with the same seed as our survival world for players to express their creativity.
A: We welcome content creators of all types, but our focus is on enjoying Minecraft together rather than content production.
But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.
Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!