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BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Animals Bred:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4517
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Star Shards Collected:	214
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	2684	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	148	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5722
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	15

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Farms Harvested:	240	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	81
Enchantments Applied:	140	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.