Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.
Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!
Join now and watch as your child blossoms into the ideal partner, all thanks to our virtual world training program. Who knows, maybe they’ll even become a Minecraft marriage counselor one day!
Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to shape your child’s future – join our server today and start them on the path to husband material greatness!
| Version | 1.21 Fabric |
|---|---|
| Location | Eastern US (Virginia) |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Features | Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled, Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap) |
| Mods | Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods |
| Economy | Diamond-based player-run shop economy |
To join the server, you need to join our Discord server, read the rules and requirements, and apply for whitelist in the #whitelist-application channel.
Season 3 was launched on June 10, 2023. However, you can join at any time and play at your own pace.
You can find the most up-to-date rules, requirements, and policies on our Coda guide. Generally, applicants must be 18+ to apply, with exceptions.
Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!
This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. We encourage a friendly competitive environment but will intervene if any toxic behavior arises.
While our focus is on playing and building together this season, you are welcome to play solo if you prefer. We have players from the US, Canada, and much of Europe.
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who are using it to train for their upcoming world domination. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and help them take over the virtual world? Or will you be the hero who saves the day and stops their nefarious plans?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see where the madness takes you. Just be warned – once you join, there’s no turning back. Who knows, you might just discover that you’re being groomed for greatness!