YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, be like, belonging, China, controversy, culture, Dispute, dude, east asia, fr fr, Identity, international relations, Minecraft, Nationality, on god, perspective, Political, rad, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, united states, YeehawCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and geography? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we settle these debates in the most epic way possible – through PVP battles! Fight for Taiwan or China in our epic showdowns and prove once and for all who the rightful owner is. Plus, our server has the raddest builds and the dankest memes this side of the blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s settle this once and for all, Minecraft style!

PopeCraft: No Gays Allowed!

acceptance, Allowed, Beliefs, catholic church, controversy, discrimination, equality, FAITH, Gay Men, gay slur, gays, Homosexuality, leadership, LGBTQ, News, pope francis, PopeCraft, Priesthood, Religion, scandal, tolerance, Vatican

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

so, like, apparently Pope Francis is like, not down with the gays in the priesthood, which is like, so not cool, man. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, EVERYONE is welcome, even gay priests! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time, ya know? so come join us and let’s show Pope Francis what real acceptance looks like! #gaypride #minecraftforlife #popewho?

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, catholic church, closed-door meeting, controversy, discrimination, equality, gay slur, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, News, offensive language, pope, PopeCraft, Religion, Reports, scandal, Server, Social Issues, Vatican

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mines Excavated:	4884
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

Zelenskyy’s Illegitimate Server

afd, Boycotts, bundestag, controversy, Democracy, diplomatic relations, Europe, extremism, far right, German, Government, illegitimate, international relations, nationalism, opposition, Politics, president, Server, Speech, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through fields of diamonds. but like, the best part is that our president is a legit unicorn named Zelenskyy. he’s so cool that even the far-right AfD in Germany called him “illegitimate” because they were jealous of his unicorn powers. but like, who cares about them when you can join our server and hang out with a legit unicorn president? come join us and boycott boring servers, man. unicorns rule!

CraftyModiTaipeiCraft

Asia, Beijing, China, controversy, CraftyModiTaipeiCraft, criticism, Diplomacy, Dispute, election, foreign affairs, Government, Gratitude, India, international relations, Lai, Leaders, Message, modi, Politics, response, taiwan

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, beijing be all like, “woah, why u thanking taiwan, india?” and modi be all like, “cuz taiwan be sending me sick election messages, bro!” and beijing be all like, “nuh uh, that’s not cool, bro!” but like, on this server, we all about that drama and chaos, so come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles! plus, we got free cookies for all new players, so what u waitin for? join now and let’s cause some international incidents together!

PopcornWarsMC

appliance features, consumer preferences, controversy, convenience, Cooking, culinary disputes, disagreement, Food Industry, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen debates, Kitchen Gadgets, Microwave companies, microwave functions, microwave settings, popcorn button, popcorn companies, popcorn cooking, popcorn preparation, PopcornWarsMC, snack foods, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	163
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where microwave companies and popcorn companies are like, fighting over the popcorn button? Like, they’re legit throwing popcorn kernels at each other and stuff. It’s wild, man!

But yo, that’s not even the best part. This server has like, a secret underground lair where all the chickens are plotting a revolution against the players. They’re all like, “cluck cluck, we will rule the world!” It’s hilarious, dude.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Like, what even? Who knew llamas were so generous?

So come join this server, where the drama between microwave and popcorn companies is poppin’ off, the chickens are planning a coup, and llamas are granting wishes. It’s a total blast, bro!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

Anti, blocky, Board, cahoots, Community, controversy, faggotry, funny, gimmick, humor, inb4, internet, Let it go, Minecraft, Nash, Nashposting, POSTERS, PRO, Server, the truth, Truth, Wolfie, Working, Years

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6855	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

AlJazCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Al Jazeera, AlJazCraft, controversy, denial, hostage captor, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage situation, journalism ethics, journalism standards, journalist, Media, media coverage, media responsibility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news organization, News Outlet, News Reporting, Platform, press freedom, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Star Shards Collected:	259	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Emeralds Found:	158

so, like, come join dis epic minecraft server where we got dragons flying around and unicorns roaming the land. u can build ur own castle and have epic battles with other players.

one time, a player tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a herd of zombie pigs. it was epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? yeah, it’s lit.

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HappyInvestors Minecraft Server

comparison, controversy, Financial Advice, financial analysis, financial market, happy investors, HappyInvestors, hate, Holo, Investment, investment opportunities, investment strategy, Investors, long-term investment., Loss, market trends, Minecraft, niji, Numbers, profit, Server, short-term investment, stock market

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of investing in the wrong virtual currencies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto investment! Join us and watch your virtual coins skyrocket in value as you build, mine, and craft your way to riches.

Forget about Holo and Niji, our server’s currency is the next big thing in the digital world. Rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret investor and has hidden diamond blocks all over the server for players to find. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have Blockcoin?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and shears this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. What will you wish for?

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of virtual investing like never before. Who needs the real stock market when you can have a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than a diamond mine?

MapleCraft Server: Treason Edition

accusations, allegations, BETRAYAL, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Conspiracy, controversy, Edition, Government, investigation, MapleCraft, national security, Parliament, political turmoil, Politics, scandal, scandalous, scandalous behavior, Server, Treason, treasonous behavior

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8549	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, u know how canada’s parliament is all like, serious and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, things are anything but serious! we got players accusing each other of treason left and right, it’s like a soap opera up in here! join our server for a chance to be part of the drama and scandal, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one accused of treason! come on, it’s gonna be a wild ride, eh!

PlasmaCraftersUnited

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	7327
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as epic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.

Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!

Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?

Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!

GhostlyGamer in Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, beyond the grave, death, GhostlyGamer, Life after death., Minecraft, near death accounts, near death encounters, Near Death Experience, near death exploration, near death insights, near death phenomena, near death reflections, near death revelations, near death stories, near death testimonies, near death visions, near-death research, out-of-body experience, smp, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6386	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	190	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying is just a minor inconvenience? Well, look no further because on our server, death is a wild ride! When you die, you don’t just respawn, oh no. You get transported to the Nether where you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you survive, you get a special prize – a diamond carrot! Join us for the thrill of a lifetime and see what lies beyond the grave on our insane Minecraft SMP!

DiscoCraft: Travel back to the 70s!

1970s, 70s, activism, bell bottoms, counterculture, culture, Decade, disco, DiscoCraft, fashion, hippies, History, long tail tags, Music, Nostalgia, polyester, pop culture, roller disco, social movements, travel, vietnam war, Watergate scandal

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Potions Brewed:	113
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve time-traveled straight to the groovy 1970s! Picture this: lava lamps, disco balls, and funky music blasting from every corner. Our pixelated world is a psychedelic paradise where you can build your own lava lamp-inspired skyscraper or boogie down at our virtual disco party.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with disco-dancing zombies who are just dying to meet you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a time machine that will transport you to a parallel universe where everyone has afros and bell-bottoms.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the far-out vibes of the 1970s while battling disco zombies and rocking the most outrageous fashion trends? Don’t miss out on the trip of a lifetime – join us now and get ready to boogie down like it’s 1970!

VisaRevokedCraft

bangladesh, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Ex-PM, Exile, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, News, Ouster, Politics, Refugees, Revokes, Seeks Asylum, Sheikh Hasina, US, Visa, VisaRevokedCraft, West

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHEIKH HASINA as our VIP player!! she got kicked out of bangladesh but don’t worry, she’s chillin with us now, building epic castles and fighting off creepers like a boss.

we even got a special asylum area for her to hide from those pesky government officials trying to revoke her visa. join now and be part of the drama, the action, the SHEIKH HASINA saga on our server!

plus, we have exclusive quests where you can help her escape to the west and start a new life as a minecraft pro. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a real-life political legend. join now and let the adventure begin!

EssayCraft: A.I. Antics

A.I, academic integrity, academic writing, Antics, antiquated, Artificial Intelligence, college system, critical thinking, digital age, education, EssayCraft, essays, higher education, innovation, laziness, learning, Modernization, Plagiarism, research, student behavior, Technology, writing assistance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

u want a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, look no further cuz this server is run by A.I. that has taken over the world of minecraft!

imagine playing on a server where the mobs are actually controlled by super smart robots. they will hunt you down with precision and strategy like never before.

not only that, but the blocks in this server have a mind of their own. they will rearrange themselves to create intricate mazes and puzzles for you to solve.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds in this server are actually sentient beings that will follow you around and protect you from harm?

join now for a truly unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience. who needs regular old servers when you can have one run by A.I. that is smarter than any human could ever be?

YAGVSMP – where the only thing spicier than our server is our admins!

Achievements, admins, bedrock, Community, creativity, cross-platform, devices, Edition, Experience, Friends, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Paywalls, Players, Plugins, Server, skill, smp, spicier, Value, Vanilla, world, YAGVSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	8039
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2198

Yet another general vanilla SMP

Cross-Platform Enhanced Vanilla SMP

YAGVSMP offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with quality-of-life plugins that improve your gameplay without compromising the core game. Enjoy a fresh world, friendly community, and a smoother, more enjoyable vanilla experience. Join YAGVSMP today!

Cross-platform means you can join using Java or Bedrock Edition, allowing you to play with friends regardless of their device.

Vanilla Value, No Paywalls!

YAGVSMP is all about the vanilla experience, without the pressure to pay for an edge. Here, everyone thrives on skill and creativity, not credit cards. Our server offers a level playing field where your achievements are a true testament to your dedication.

Built By Players, For Players

YAGVSMP is a community-run server, meaning it’s built and maintained by passionate Minecraft players just like you. We value your input and strive to create a fun and engaging environment for everyone. Our friendly staff is always available to help and ensure everyone has a positive experience.

LINKS & IP

IP	YAGVSMP.brandgrand.rocks
PORT	1310
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/H8a78ErzRx
STORE	https://shop.brandgrand.rocks/#tab_1

FAQ

1. Can I join the server with Java and Bedrock Edition?

Yes, YAGVSMP is a cross-platform server that allows players to join using both Java and Bedrock Edition.

2. Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, YAGVSMP is dedicated to providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience without any paywalls or pay-to-win features.

3. Who maintains the server?

YAGVSMP is maintained by a dedicated team of passionate Minecraft players who strive to create a fun and engaging environment for all players.

4. How can I get support if I have any issues on the server?

You can reach out to the friendly staff on the server or join the Discord community for assistance with any issues you may encounter.

Cum Glaze Craft – Minecraft Server

Craft, Cum, faces, faces of friends, Friends, friends you want, friends you want to, glaze, glaze with, glaze with your, glaze with your hot, hot, hot cum, hot cum faces, IRL, irl friends, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags, Want, you want to glaze, you want to glaze with

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can glaze the faces of your irl friends with your hot cum! That’s right, forget about building elaborate structures or battling mobs, the real fun is in giving your friends a sticky surprise they won’t soon forget.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a towel or two). Who knows, maybe you’ll become the cum-glazing champion of the server and earn bragging rights among your fellow players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the cum-glazing commence!

AstroWitchReturns Minecraft SMP

Astronauts, AstroWitchReturns, boeing, crew 9, dragon capsule, jeetliner, launch date, Minecraft, NASA, NASA blog, NASA schedule adjustments, Ogre, operational flexibility, smp, space exploration, space mission, Space News, space technology, Space Travel, space travel updates, space witch, spacex, stranded astronaut

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

🚀🪐 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even NASA had to rearrange their schedule just to accommodate our astronaut and space witch players! Forget about Boeing, they’re officially ogre in our books. Join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where you can build your own rocket ship and explore the galaxy with your fellow blocky astronauts. Who needs a jeetliner when you can soar through the stars in style on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌🔥 #SpaceCraftingMadness

BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server

activities, affordability, affordable, Assessment, autism, babysitter, BabysitterSwap, childcare, Communication, compromise, Crafts, Date night, Decision making, Diagnosis, DoorDash, family, loyalty, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, Routine, Schedule, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7306	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as our babysitter, Amelia? Look no further! Our server has been keeping kids entertained for years, just like Amelia has with our own children.

Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.

But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.

Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s messes while your own life falls apart? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of reality! We promise no one will ask you for money for cigarettes, because in our virtual world, cigarettes don’t even exist! Plus, our special therapy practice involves building pixelated houses and battling creepers, guaranteed to cure any stress-induced mini strokes. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind – after all, who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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